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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go
Come on then...let's be 'aving yer! |
Leeds | 1,210 | Rate it |
| 2 |
We Hate Man U
Scumchester United haters. |
Leeds | 1,197 | Rate it |
| 3 |
We Hate Chelsea
Mothers are never right when it comes to football. |
Leeds | 1,155 | Rate it |
| 4 |
Cockney Ba*tard
Come on then w*nkers. |
Leeds | 973 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Never Seen A Salad
Sung to players or fans of the opposition who ate ... |
Leeds | 725 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Town Full Of Bummers
Amusing chant sung to Brighton Fans |
Leeds | 709 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Will You Come To Leeds
No they wont, no they wont. |
Leeds | 641 | Rate it |
| 8 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Always a crowd at Elland Road - not a full ... |
Leeds | 639 | Rate it |
| 9 |
Top Of The League
Sung at Orient, unbelievable they were near the top. |
Millwall | 565 | Rate it |
| 10 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
Simple, to the point and passionate. |
Leeds | 547 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Who The F*****g ell Are You?
The title says it all really... |
Leeds | 534 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Football Ground Yer Having Laff
Been to some derisory grounds, sung with contempt for their ... |
Leeds | 522 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Get Into 'em
One that's doing the rounds at a few clubs. |
Leeds | 494 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Time to go
A great one to be singing as it means the ... |
Leeds | 477 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Sing When You're Winning
Classic taunt. |
Leeds | 475 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Leeds Are Going Down
We told 'em |
Leicester City | 458 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Boo!
Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't ... |
Leeds | 453 | Rate it |
| 18 |
2 Nil In Your Cup Final
Same as the rest, very belittling. |
Leeds | 413 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Cheat
Intended to intimidate players and refs. |
Leeds | 395 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Get Into 'Em
F*ck 'em up |
Leicester City | 393 | Rate it |
| 21 |
You Fat B*stard
Who ate all the pies? |
Leeds | 387 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Who Are Ya?
Cry of derision for insignificant opposition. |
Leeds | 379 | Rate it |
| 23 |
2 One In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same chant. |
Leeds | 368 | Rate it |
| 24 |
3 Nil In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same song, different score. |
Leeds | 351 | Rate it |
| 25 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Every last one of us, hates every last one of ... |
Huddersfield Town | 347 | |
| 26 |
Hate Leeds United?
Hands together everyone. |
Huddersfield Town | 270 | |
| 27 |
Who the F**k Are Leeds United
Who are they, who are they |
Leeds | 255 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Hate Billy Bremner
Put yer hands together. |
Huddersfield Town | 242 | |
| 29 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
A well worn tune this one. |
Swindon Town | 239 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Sit Down And Read A Book
Sung at various grounds including Scunthorpe. Always winds 'em up. |
Huddersfield Town | 238 | |
| 31 |
One Ball
Testicular cancer ain't no joke |
Leeds | 230 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Who The F**K Are Leeds United
Who are ya? |
Tranmere Rovers | 209 | |
| 33 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Again one for Leeds. |
Huddersfield Town | 195 | |
| 34 |
Time To Go
See you later. |
Huddersfield Town | 185 | |
| 35 |
One Peter Ridsdale
Ex Leeds Chairman who took em down, bless him. |
Huddersfield Town | 180 | |
| 36 |
All Hate Bristol City!
Aimed at arch-rivals Bristol City. |
Bristol Rovers | 173 | |
| 37 |
W*nker
Sung by the Rovers when someone p*sses us off. |
Tranmere Rovers | 169 | |
| 38 |
Tranmere Taking The P*ss
Lording it over em. Classic Tranmere. |
Tranmere Rovers | 168 | |
| 39 |
Time To Go
Adios and see you later, the Rovers see em off ... |
Tranmere Rovers | 164 | |
| 40 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy
We hate clayheads. |
Crewe Alexandra | 161 | Rate it |
| 41 |
One Nil To The Referee
Simple and effective tune to try and influence the ref. |
Huddersfield Town | 154 | |
| 42 |
Soft Southern B*stard
As s*ite. |
Scunthorpe United | 151 | Rate it |
| 43 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Old one's are the best. |
Oldham Athletic | 151 | Rate it |
| 44 |
She Fell Over
Big girl, Tranmere taking the p*ss out of the soft ... |
Tranmere Rovers | 137 | |
| 45 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
An old football chant, sung elsewhere and rightly so. |
Tranmere Rovers | 137 | |
| 46 |
Championship
Hilarious. Sung to Leeds last time we were there. Lucky! |
Hartlepool United | 133 | Rate it |
| 47 |
You're Not Famous
Sung to Leeds and Notts Forest this year. |
Tranmere Rovers | 110 | |
| 48 |
Dennis Wise W*nk W*nk W*nk
Moved from us to Leeds, now moved on to Newcastle. |
Swindon Town | 101 | Rate it |
| 49 |
Seagulls
Staple chant for the Seasiders |
Brighton | 101 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Dirty Northern B@stards
Sung to the northerners we play, obviously :) |
Bristol Rovers | 100 | |
| 51 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
An unhealthy referee. |
Swindon Town | 98 | Rate it |
| 52 |
You Dirty Northern B*stard's,
Sung to Leeds and other dirty northern b*stards |
Swindon Town | 96 | Rate it |
| 53 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Having another go at Leeds. |
Hartlepool United | 95 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
It’s all gone quiet over there. |
Bristol Rovers | 93 | |
| 55 |
Who Are Ya?
Well? Another one for the mobile phone. |
Tranmere Rovers | 88 | |
| 56 |
2 1 To The Referee
Sung when the referee has robbed us. |
Swindon Town | 87 | Rate it |
| 57 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Chumps... |
Colchester United | 87 | Rate it |
| 58 |
The Referee's A W*nker
Trying to intimidate the ref after a bad decision against ... |
Swindon Town | 86 | Rate it |
| 59 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Another taking the p*ss out of the lack of noise ... |
Bristol Rovers | 82 | |
| 60 |
PAL, ACE
South London scummers |
Brighton | 82 | Rate it |
| 61 |
One Peter Ridsdale
What a hero, bankrupted Leeds. |
Swindon Town | 80 | Rate it |
| 62 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
Behave yerselves! |
Bristol Rovers | 77 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Who Are Ya
Rovers dissin’ the opposition. |
Bristol Rovers | 75 | |
| 64 |
Sing When Yer Winning
Sung when we go one down. |
Swindon Town | 73 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Sing When Yer Winnin'
Classic reply to when they score and start singing all ... |
Bristol Rovers | 68 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Who Are Ya
Well, who are ya? Makes a great Pool ringtone for ... |
Hartlepool United | 66 | Rate it |
| 67 |
You Don't Know What Yer Doing
Sung to the ref usually. |
Southend United | 65 | |
| 68 |
Who Are Ya?
Always a good one. |
Southend United | 63 | Rate it |
| 69 |
You're So Loud You Sound Like Aldershot
Aldershot are louder than you |
Leyton Orient | 63 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Off, Off, Off
Chanted to infuence the ref to send the player off. |
Colchester United | 62 | Rate it |
| 71 |
We Hate West Ham More Than You
Sang to Millwall |
Leyton Orient | 61 | Rate it |
| 72 |
You’re Not Singing Anymore
Hahahahahah..... |
Southend United | 59 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Dirty Northern B*stards (Brighton Fans)
We pay their benefits |
Brighton | 52 | Rate it |
| 74 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Looking at Leeds and having a laff. |
Hereford United | 48 | Rate it |
| 75 |
You Are S*it
Sung to whoever, mp3 is good for sending to someone. |
Hereford United | 47 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Home To Your Sister
Gippo's down The Den |
Leyton Orient | 44 | Rate it |
| 77 |
The Wheels On Your House
F*cking gippos |
Leyton Orient | 44 | Rate it |
| 78 |
You Dirty Northern B*stards
Filthy animals. |
Yeovil Town | 42 | |
| 79 |
You've Never Beaten Us
Sang to Leeds, a draw and a win 07/08 |
Cheltenham Town | 42 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Ffing Useless
Sung when the opposition f up |
Cheltenham Town | 42 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Who Are Ya
Well... |
Hereford United | 40 | Rate it |
| 82 |
All Hate Gloucester
We hate em (Ed: Well someone has to I suppose) |
Cheltenham Town | 38 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Get Into Em
Have some of that |
Crewe Alexandra | 38 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Well shall we, Hereford having a go. |
Hereford United | 37 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Stand Up If You Hate Palace
Arise Brightonians, we all hate Palace scum |
Brighton | 37 | Rate it |
| 86 |
One Peter Ridsdale
Sung to Leeds thanking the fella who ut them in ... |
Brighton | 37 | Rate it |
| 87 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Need we say more, good ringtone |
Crewe Alexandra | 32 | Rate it |
| 88 |
You're Not A Big Club Anymore
Sung to Leeds and anyone else whose had a fall ... |
Brighton | 31 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Your Ground's Too Big For You
Empty seats all over the s*ithole |
Crewe Alexandra | 31 | Rate it |
| 90 |
All Hate Burberry
Chav central down The Den |
Leyton Orient | 31 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Relying on us to keep the atmosphere going |
Brighton | 30 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Dirty Northern B*stards (Cheltenham Fans)
it's f*cking grim oop North |
Cheltenham Town | 30 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Championship, Yer Having A Laugh
False aspirations at the likes of Leeds |
Crewe Alexandra | 30 | Rate it |
| 94 |
Who Are Ya?
An old English classic football chant. |
Yeovil Town | 29 | |
| 95 |
Gippo
Usually sung to the oppsitions players who have long hair ... |
Cheltenham Town | 28 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Same Old Leeds Scum
Dirty cheating Yorkshire b*stards |
Crewe Alexandra | 28 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Shall We Sing Song For You
It's all gone queit over there |
Crewe Alexandra | 28 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
Sit down and be quiet, send the MP3 to a ... |
Leyton Orient | 28 | Rate it |
| 99 |
My Garden Shed
Having a go at the oppositions ground |
Cheltenham Town | 27 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sing up you t*ssers |
Cheltenham Town | 27 | Rate it |
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 8 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 13 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 14 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
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