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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Dirty Northern B@stards
Typical Northerners |
Gillingham | 191 | Rate it |
| 2 |
Gippo, Gippo
Having a go at the long hair. |
Port Vale | 179 | Rate it |
| 3 |
One Song
Sung when they don't, or they just sing the same ... |
Port Vale | 151 | Rate it |
| 4 |
Dirty Yorkshire B*stards
Sung at Leeds fans last time we were there. |
Bury | 132 | Rate it |
| 5 |
All Gone Quiet Over There
Sung when we've shut em up after going ahead in ... |
Bury | 110 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Time To Go
Seeing them off the premise's. |
Port Vale | 85 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Going Under, Going Under
Sung to teams in a financial disposition. |
Port Vale | 77 | |
| 8 |
2 - 1 In Your Cup Final
Sarky chant taking the piss, this time against Leeds |
Bury | 71 | Rate it |
| 9 |
W**ky Wanderers!
Mortal foes, we hate them. |
Bury | 69 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Cheerio
Bury chant sung when we can see them skulking off. |
Bury | 65 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Small Town In Bradford
Was sung to Leeds when we played em in the ... |
Bury | 64 | Rate it |
| 12 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Those days are gone for Leeds. |
Bury | 64 | Rate it |
| 13 |
One Peter Ridsdale
Take the p*ss out of Leeds fans. |
Port Vale | 63 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Who The F***ing Hell Are You
Who are ya? |
Bury | 61 | Rate it |
| 15 |
We Hate Yorkshire
Dirty bloody Inbreds... |
Chesterfield | 51 | Rate it |
| 16 |
S*it Ground, No Fans
Sang away when they don't sell out their s*ithole |
AFC Bournemouth | 42 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Who the F**k Are Leeds United,
Has beens and nobodys |
AFC Bournemouth | 41 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Your Support
Rubbish support |
Grimsby Town | 38 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Always S*it On The North Side Of The Bridge
Having a go at our neighbours on the north side ... |
Grimsby Town | 35 | Rate it |
| 20 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
Sung when they sing up eventually |
AFC Bournemouth | 34 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Are You Watching Bury Scum
Sang when we were in the playoffs |
Rochdale | 34 | Rate it |
| 22 |
He's Shaggin Paul Ince
Each to their own |
Rochdale | 33 | Rate it |
| 23 |
We Pay Your Benefits
Money well spent |
AFC Bournemouth | 32 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Off, Off, Off
He should be sent off ref! |
Grimsby Town | 30 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Bring On The Lincoln
Old foes... |
Grimsby Town | 28 | Rate it |
| 26 |
If You Follow Leeds United
For those who like a lot of Leeds on their ... |
AFC Bournemouth | 27 | Rate it |
| 27 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
to a man, we all hate em |
AFC Bournemouth | 26 | Rate it |
| 28 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Grimsby fans outsinging the home support again |
Grimsby Town | 23 | Rate it |
| 29 |
You're Not famous Anymore
Sung at Leeds and Forest |
AFC Bournemouth | 21 | Rate it |
| 30 |
WHo Are Ya
Tell us who you are |
AFC Bournemouth | 21 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Boo
Good for a ringtone for someone you don't like :) |
AFC Bournemouth | 20 | Rate it |
| 32 |
W*nker, W*nker
Sung to someone we don't like |
Chesterfield | 20 | Rate it |
| 33 |
4-1 Up And Still Don't Sing
Don't sing when their winning even |
Grimsby Town | 18 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Premiership, Yer Having A Laugh
Was sung to Blackburn this season (07/08) |
Grimsby Town | 17 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Shall We Sing A Song
Shall we, always quiet over there |
Grimsby Town | 17 | Rate it |
| 36 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Sung when they all go quiet cos they are outsung ... |
AFC Bournemouth | 16 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
Just sit down and shut up, sung when they do ... |
Brentford | 16 | Rate it |
| 38 |
You Don't Know What Yer Doing
Sung to referee's when they dont know what they are ... |
Chesterfield | 14 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Sing When You're Winning
Come on sing up lightweights |
AFC Bournemouth | 13 | Rate it |
| 40 |
One Peter Ridsdale
Lovely man |
AFC Bournemouth | 12 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Andy Johnson
Former Luton Youth Player |
Luton Town | 109 | |
| 42 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Mariners havin' a go at Blackpool! |
Grimsby Town | 98 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Anti Crewe Supporter.
Some really fat bird, we spotted her. |
Luton Town | 98 | |
| 44 |
Off To Rome To See The Pope
Guess what he said |
Luton Town | 95 | Rate it |
| 45 |
Fuck The Leeds
Quality Chant |
Bradford City | 93 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Andy Gray
Ex Bradford City |
Bradford City | 89 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Plymouth Who?
Having a go at our devonshire based rivals. |
Exeter City | 86 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Only A Poor Little Spireite
Mansfield song havin' a go at the sprietes (Chesterfield). |
Mansfield Town | 85 | Rate it |
| 49 |
Have You Seen The Premier League
Didn't think so! |
Bradford City | 78 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Nick Nack Paddywack
Aimed at Boston |
Lincoln City | 76 | Rate it |
| 51 |
We Pay Your Benefits
Anti-Liverpool. |
Luton Town | 72 | |
| 52 |
We Hate Wednesday
Rotherham havin' a go at Sheff. Wed. in this chant. |
Rotherham United | 70 | Rate it |
| 53 |
You Fat Bastard
Sung at a fat player. |
Exeter City | 70 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Always Look On The Racecourse For S*ite
Shrewsbury havin' a go at Wrexham |
Shrewsbury Town | 61 | Rate it |
| 55 |
Wrexham Town
Chester City havin' a go at the Wrexham w*nkers! |
Chester City | 61 | Rate it |
| 56 |
One Man Went To Kill
Having a go at Bradford usually |
Grimsby Town | 60 | Rate it |
| 57 |
We Remember When You Were S*it
Rotherham havin' a go at s*it Donny in this song. |
Rotherham United | 60 | |
| 58 |
F*ck Off To The Football League!
Expressing our hate to the Football League, after yet another ... |
Rotherham United | 57 | Rate it |
| 59 |
Notts Forest
Mansfield have not lost the wood for the trees with ... |
Mansfield Town | 49 | Rate it |
| 60 |
Where's Your Hotel Gone
Following Andy Shaw's (Ex Telford chairman) financial ruin, their hotel ... |
Shrewsbury Town | 48 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Notts County
Mansfield havin' a go at County; making their feelings black ... |
Mansfield Town | 46 | Rate it |
| 62 |
A Ugly Spireite
Mansfield showing Chesterfield rivals the mirror. |
Mansfield Town | 46 | Rate it |
| 63 |
What Shall I Be
Chester shooting the sheep s*aggers. |
Chester City | 46 | Rate it |
| 64 |
We All Piss In A Green And White Pot
Another anti Argyle chant. |
Exeter City | 46 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Small Town In Heywood
Rochdale havin' a go at Stockport on derby day. |
Rochdale | 44 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Darlo offering their services to the opposition |
Darlington | 44 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Mansfield In Disguise
How to really insult the opposition |
Chesterfield | 43 | Rate it |
| 68 |
When The Red Red Robin
Macclesfield taking shots at Altringham. |
Macclesfield Town | 43 | Rate it |
| 69 |
B*stard Referee
Wycome wanderin' about referee's decision.. |
Wycombe Wanderers | 40 | Rate it |
| 70 |
You Can Stick Your F*ckin Spire Up Your Ass
Mansfield havin' a go at Chesterfield's spire. |
Mansfield Town | 40 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Never Play You Again
Chester havin' a go @ predicting a Wrexham relegation. |
Chester City | 40 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Your Going Home In A Devon Ambulance
You've been warned |
Exeter City | 40 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Long Way For Nothing
A Wret Hikes. |
Darlington | 39 | Rate it |
| 74 |
You've Got No History
Rochdale havin' a go at MK Don's lack of history. |
Rochdale | 38 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Get A Proper Job
Darlo fans telling stewards to get a job; and a ... |
Darlington | 38 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Staying Down With The Torquay
Sung to Cambridge after Exeter won the play offs. |
Exeter City | 38 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Are You Torquay In Disguise
Sang agains all s*ite opposition. |
Exeter City | 37 | Rate it |
| 78 |
Stand Up If You Hate Argyle
Stand up if you hate Plymouth Argyle |
Exeter City | 36 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Buckle Whats The Score?
Sung when we beat Torquay 4-3 and 4-1. |
Exeter City | 35 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Circus
Imps clownin around with Boston in this harmless chant. |
Lincoln City | 33 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Who the f*ck are Wednesday?
Chesterfield fans hating Wednesday more than mondays! |
Chesterfield | 32 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Always S*it On The Red Side Of The Trent
Notts county S*ittin on the Forest. |
Notts County | 32 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Shove Your Jamie Mackie Up Your Arse
Sang when Mackie moved to Plymouth. |
Exeter City | 31 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Wrexham's Going Down
Chester havin' a go at Wrexham to the tune of ... |
Chester City | 30 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Chav Athletic
Dagenham havin' a go at local rivals Grays Athletic. |
Dagenham & Redbridge | 29 | Rate it |
| 86 |
Oh We Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside
Brentford banter with West Brom. |
Brentford | 29 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Chim Chimenee
Imps havin' a go at Mansfield |
Lincoln City | 28 | Rate it |
| 88 |
Giant Axe
Having a go at Lancaster |
Morecambe | 28 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Goin' Down
City havin' a go at Wrexham to the tune of ... |
Chester City | 28 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Cheat Cheat
Imps havin' a go at cheating rivals Boston. |
Lincoln City | 27 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Small Town In Watford
Brentford laying into Luton |
Brentford | 26 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Hudders' Family
Inbread Hudders' scum |
Bradford City | 25 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Ricey Is A Wanker
Sung at Rice when he moved to Torquay. |
Exeter City | 24 | Rate it |
| 94 |
We Can See you Holding Hands
Havin a go at the sailor Seagulls! |
Chesterfield | 22 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Same Old Boro
Havin' a go at Middlesbrough. |
Chesterfield | 22 | Rate it |
| 96 |
We Hate Col U
Wycombe Wanderers Havin' a go at rivals Colchester United. |
Wycombe Wanderers | 18 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Go Back To Your Netball Team
Politically incorrect, but funny wycombe chant aimed at the female ... |
Wycombe Wanderers | 17 | Rate it |
| 98 |
We All Hate Slough
Blue Army havin' a go at Slough to the tune ... |
Wycombe Wanderers | 14 | Rate it |
| 99 |
If I had wings
Accrington s*itting on Man U. |
Accrington Stanley | 14 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Sing When You're Farming
Dagenham & Redbridge havin' a go @ Ipswich |
Dagenham & Redbridge | 14 | Rate it |
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 8 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 13 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 14 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 15 | 5 |
Ciaran Mac Celtic |
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