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Chant Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Empty Seats
Laughing at part time Boro supporters
3,230
4.66667
2 Fat Cockney
We don't like Cockneys
3,102
5.0
3 Fulwell End
Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...
2,086
5.0
4 Get out of our club
Directed Towards Mike Ashley
1,992
5.0
5 Sad Mackem B**tard
Most of 'em are.
1,765
5.0
6 Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
Don't u need a passport?
1,656
5.0
7 4-1 Even Chopra Scored
When we beat the Scum 4-1
1,554
5.0
8 F*ck Off At The Pennywell
Aimed at Sunderland Most people are familiar with the Pennywell ...
1,540
5.0
9 The Wings Of A Sparrow
Sung at Sunderland fans.
1,339
5.0
10 Dirty Mackems
Giving it to the Mackems straight
1,328
5.0
11 What Do You Think Of Sunderland
Scumbags
1,238
5.0
12 Mackems On A String
Best Toy Ever
1,207
4.5
13 Tyne And Wears Worst
Sung to Sunderland obviously
1,078
4.0
14 Keano's On The Dole
One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)
1,068
4.5
15 Your Support
Rubbish.
1,055
4.0
16 Get The Mackems Out
Get the filth out
1,027
5.0
17 Small Town In Durham
Sang to wind the Mackems up
1,024 Rate it
18 Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended ...
1,011 Rate it
19 Soft As...
Again sang at Sunderland
919
5.0
20 Kill Em
But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)
900
5.0
21 What Was That
Having a go at the opposition
794 Rate it
22 You're Not Singing Anymore
Classic
761 Rate it
23 Stand Up If You Hate Sunderland
Arise fellow Magpies
754
5.0
24 Get Into Em
A rouser to get the lads going.
708
5.0
25 You'll Never Do The Double
Sang when we played Sunderland last year
689 Rate it
26 You're Scum And You Know You Are
Another we sing to Sundrland
689
5.0
27 Scum, Scum, Scum
It's all in the name
676 Rate it
28 The Boro
Dirty Smoggies
577
5.0
29 Southgate Song
For the Boro, lovely
545 Rate it
30 Time To Go
To tune of Vindaloo
537 Rate it
31 New Chant Going Down
Sung at Boro
509 Rate it
32 Who Are Ya?
Old chant sung by most teams
456 Rate it
33 New Chant What The F**kin Hell Is That?
When we see something strange during a match, like when ...
388 Rate it
34 Adebayor (Lyric only)
To tune of Sloop John B
943
1.0
35 Rather Be A Geordie In The Championship (Lyric only)
A song to Phil Brown
628
5.0
36 When Ashley Dies (Lyric only)
we're having a party...
526 Rate it
37 Peter Reid Monkey Head (Lyric only)
These dirty mackems.....
514 Rate it
38 We All Hate Mike Ashley (Lyric only)
To the tune of the hoki koki
427 Rate it
39 Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) (Lyric only)
To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone
425
5.0
40 Poor Little Hammer (Lyric only)
Pooor Littlle Hammer
404 Rate it
41 Gordon Strachan (Lyric only)
for the Smoggies new boss
321 Rate it
42 Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf) (Lyric only)
Best song ever.. every word of it is true!
311 Rate it
43 Fat Cockney Mackem (Lyric only)
aimed at fat Mike Ashley for trying to ruin Newcastle ...
289 Rate it
44 Mike Ashley (Lyric only)
to that Cockney
276 Rate it
45 Whats That Coming Over The Hill (Lyric only)
Sang to Boro fans
269 Rate it
46 Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only)
dirty cheaters
266 Rate it
47 Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only)
GET OUT (you know who)
265 Rate it
48 We Went To West Ham (Lyric only)
we went to west ham
260 Rate it
49 Cheer Up Roy Keane (Lyric only)
to the dog walking* irish man
249 Rate it
50 Usa (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool (ownership)
221 Rate it
51 Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only)
directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ...
217 Rate it
52 New Chant Can You Hear The Sunland Sing? (Lyric only)
Scum B*stards!
214 Rate it
53 Chopra Are You Listening? (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward
205 Rate it
54 Cheer Up Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
We hate that gum chewing idiot
204 Rate it
55 Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only)
To reply of "Shearer took you down"
199 Rate it
56 Phil Brown (Lyric only)
He is one of the SMBs!!!!
195 Rate it
57 Mackem Scum (Lyric only)
to the sad mackem b*stards
190 Rate it
58 'Arry Redknapp (Lyric only)
repaet till you get sick of it
182 Rate it
59 El Hadj Diouf (Lyric only)
We hate the mackem
180 Rate it
60 Sack The Board (Lyric only)
We want the cockney maffia out
178 Rate it
61 5-1 Even Jenas Scored (Lyric only)
responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...
178 Rate it
62 Ronaldo's Car (Lyric only)
After the man united girl had a car accident
175 Rate it
63 Sing When Your Winning (Lyric only)
Best supporters in the world
170 Rate it
64 Who The F**k Are Man. United (Lyric only)
Our Cockney friends
168 Rate it
65 Long Way Home (Lyric only)
To Man Utd's following
166 Rate it
66 Dennis Wise The Dwarf (Lyric only)
dennis ratface wise
162 Rate it
67 New Chant Time To Go (Lyric only)
After the toon a few goals up.
162 Rate it
68 We Hate Cockneys (Lyric only)
Mostly sung to durty tottenham
160 Rate it
69 Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at places like Liverpool
159 Rate it
70 Anti-Niall Quinn (Lyric only)
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
158 Rate it
71 Ashley's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
could be a song for the fat cockney b*stard who ...
154 Rate it
72 Hey Scum We're Having A Party (Lyric only)
When We Beat The Makem Scum
153 Rate it
73 Jimmy Hasselbaink (Lyric only)
To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...
153 Rate it
74 Taxi! (Lyric only)
Go Home!
152 Rate it
75 Cheaters (Lyric only)
sung to the team when cheating
150 Rate it
76 Drogba Throw Us A Coin (Lyric only)
We'll take your money
146 Rate it
77 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... (Lyric only)
Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane
144 Rate it
78 Stand Up If U Hate Man U (Lyric only)
Eeveryone hates the scum
142 Rate it
79 Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only)
Makem Scum
141 Rate it
80 Harry Redknapp (Lyric only)
Sung to the dirty cockney
141 Rate it
81 Running Round The Tottenham (Lyric only)
sang at tottenham obv
141 Rate it
82 The Boro (Lyric only)
I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough
140 Rate it
83 Your're The Sh*t From Manchester (Lyric only)
They really are s**te
139 Rate it
84 Champions League (Lyric only)
For "top four"
139 Rate it
85 We Hate Boro (Lyric only)
To the monsters of smog
138 Rate it
86 Peter Beardsley (Old) (Lyric only)
To Everton fans
137 Rate it
87 Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only)
When Didier Drogba dives again.
136 Rate it
88 In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only)
Same old underachievers
136 Rate it
89 28 Years To Beat Us At Home (Lyric only)
A sad record to a sad team
135 Rate it
90 Fergie's Right (Lyric only)
Man United Fans Are Rubbish
134 Rate it
91 Head Kicked In (Lyric only)
Mental geordies
134 Rate it
92 Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Repeat till bored
134 Rate it
93 Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? (Lyric only)
A little stick to our old gaffer.
132 Rate it
94 Where Were You At Newcastle? (Lyric only)
Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...
132 Rate it
95 Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only)
Still scared Keano? Man U?
131 Rate it
96 Niall Quin's Disco Pants (Lyric only)
nial fart quinn
131 Rate it
97 You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Especially made for West Ham .
130 Rate it
98 Anfield Library (Lyric only)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield
129 Rate it
99 Top Of The League (Lyric only)
To the dull Chelsea supporters
128 Rate it
100 Build A Bonfire (Lyric only)
burn the scum
127 Rate it
101 First Year Atmosphere (Lyric only)
For the promoted sides who think their loud
126 Rate it
102 (Another) Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
heard at tottenham
126 Rate it
103 What The F*****g Hell Is That (Lyric only)
After Crystal Palace fans waved a very odd flag at ...
126 Rate it
104 They Always Run. (Lyric only)
The hatred is lethal
125
5.0
105 When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only)
Heard at many away games
124 Rate it
106 Town Full Of Smackheads (Lyric only)
Sang at Liverpool and Everton games
123 Rate it
107 Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only)
Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ...
122 Rate it
108 Ashley Out (Lyric only)
to the tune of "Newcastle"
122 Rate it
109 Eieieio For The Mackems (Lyric only)
Also sung for Boro
121 Rate it
110 New Chant Cheer Up Gordan Strachan (Lyric only)
sad man of Boro
121 Rate it
111 He Turned Ya Down (Lyric only)
Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala
120 Rate it
112 Mackem Takem (Lyric only)
To the tune of the laughing police man.
119 Rate it
113 You Stole My Stereo! (Lyric only)
For Gerrard and the Scousers
119 Rate it
114 Chopra Is A Mackem (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward
119 Rate it
115 New Chant What'S It Like To Sh*g A Sheep? (Lyric only)
Chanted At Cardiff City Fans
119 Rate it
116 Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? (Lyric only)
For the scousers and the brummies
117 Rate it
117 Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only)
Funny old song
117 Rate it
118 Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only)
cheats
117 Rate it
119 Let's All Laugh At Tottenham (Lyric only)
We hate the cockney muppets
117 Rate it
120 Keano'S Cat? (Lyric only)
keano
116 Rate it
121 If U Hate The F*****G Mackems (Lyric only)
Sad mackem b*stards
113 Rate it
122 Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only)
haha
113 Rate it
123 Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only)
To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else
110 Rate it
124 Are You Shagging (Lyric only)
Sung that when we played watford at home last season
109 Rate it
125 Andy Reid Fatty (Lyric only)
Also sung by Sunderland.
109 Rate it
126 Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? (Lyric only)
Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch
109 Rate it
127 F**K Off Boro (Lyric only)
And also sung to many other teams
109 Rate it
128 Garden Shed (Lyric only)
Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium
108 Rate it
129 Fit To Referee (Lyric only)
to unfit referees who cant quite catch up
107 Rate it
130 Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...
106 Rate it
131 He Did Cisse! (Lyric only)
Bassong doing Cisse and Jones
106
5.0
132 Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek (Lyric only)
Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek
106 Rate it
133 Fat Yorkshire B*stard (Lyric only)
'avin' a go at Yorkshire
106
5.0
134 Boro vs Sevilla (Lyric only)
Taking the michael out of the Boro!
105 Rate it
135 Stand Up If You Hate The Scum (Lyric only)
For Sunderland
105 Rate it
136 Geordie Ambulance (Lyric only)
(or St Johns Ambulance)
105 Rate it
137 We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only)
Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing
105 Rate it
138 Whats It Like To Have No Fans (Lyric only)
Sung to small teams with almost no fans
105 Rate it
139 Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems (Lyric only)
There's a surprise
104 Rate it
140 F*ck Off Home (Lyric only)
Manchester w*nk, w*nk, w*nk.
104 Rate it
141 Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Boro.
104 Rate it
142 One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to teams with no songs except one
104 Rate it
143 Eieieio To Boro (Lyric only)
Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)
104 Rate it
144 Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Another classic
103 Rate it
145 England'S No.4 (Lyric only)
Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James
103 Rate it
146 S**t On Merseyside (Lyric only)
Sang at Everton
102 Rate it
147 Let's All Laugh At Chopra (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward
102 Rate it
148 Typical (Lyric only)
When teams keep on making mistakes
102 Rate it
149 Toon Toon Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only)
Don't like Cockneys!
102 Rate it
150 Town Full Of Chavs (Lyric only)
Sang at Birmingham and Villa games
101 Rate it
151 Mark Viduka (Lyric only)
Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...
101 Rate it
152 Same Old Drogba (Lyric only)
Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)
101 Rate it
153 Should Of Kept' Big Sam (Lyric only)
A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...
101 Rate it
154 Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team (Lyric only)
Sung at mackems
99 Rate it
155 Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only)
Newcastle song sang at Liverpool
99 Rate it
156 One For Ashley (Lyric only)
For the Cockney Mafia
99 Rate it
157 This Is So F*Cking Easy (Lyric only)
When its just to easy
99 Rate it
158 Ashley Out (Lyric only)
We want Ashley out.
97
3.0
159 Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! (Lyric only)
For the scousers
97 Rate it
160 Run Away (Lyric only)
When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...
97
4.0
161 this year up next year down (Lyric only)
About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...
96 Rate it
162 Bye Bye Boro (Lyric only)
Down you go!!!
96 Rate it
163 Sunderland In Disguise (Lyric only)
Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs
94 Rate it
164 All Gone Quiet (Lyric only)
Sung when the other fans have nowt to say
94 Rate it
165 I Don'T Like Ashley (Lyric only)
to tune of I Don't Like Mondays
94 Rate it
166 When the Toon goes marching in (Lyric only)
I want to be in that number
93
5.0
167 S**T Fans (Lyric only)
We are the best
92 Rate it
168 He's A Dwarf (Lyric only)
The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...
92 Rate it
169 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Laughing at the likes of Boro
92 Rate it
170 Stand Up If You Hate Ashley (Lyric only)
Everyone stands up............
92 Rate it
171 We Hate Em All (Lyric only)
Tellin em where 2 gan
90
5.0
172 We've Got More Fans Than You (Lyric only)
When theres no home fans
89 Rate it
173 Crap - Andy Reid (Lyric only)
classic
88 Rate it
174 Boro - The S*it Of The North East (Lyric only)
Sang to Middlesbrough fans
88 Rate it
175 Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only)
We all hate Cisse
88 Rate it
176 What The F*****G Was That? (Lyric only)
After a Palace player missed a great chance comically
88 Rate it
177 S**T Ground (Lyric only)
Sang at Portsmouth
87 Rate it
178 Yorkshire Sheep Sh*ggers (Lyric only)
one for scum - sang at Newcastle v Leeds (friendly)
86 Rate it

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