Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	3,230	4.66667
2	Fat Cockney We don't like Cockneys	3,102	5.0
3	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	2,086	5.0
4	Get out of our club Directed Towards Mike Ashley	1,992	5.0
5	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	1,765	5.0
6	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	1,656	5.0
7	4-1 Even Chopra Scored When we beat the Scum 4-1	1,554	5.0
8	F*ck Off At The Pennywell Aimed at Sunderland Most people are familiar with the Pennywell ...	1,540	5.0
9	The Wings Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	1,339	5.0
10	Dirty Mackems Giving it to the Mackems straight	1,328	5.0

11	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	1,238	5.0
12	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	1,207	4.5
13	Tyne And Wears Worst Sung to Sunderland obviously	1,078	4.0
14	Keano's On The Dole One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)	1,068	4.5
15	Your Support Rubbish.	1,055	4.0
16	Get The Mackems Out Get the filth out	1,027	5.0
17	Small Town In Durham Sang to wind the Mackems up	1,024	Rate it
18	Whats It Like To See A Crowd Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended ...	1,011	Rate it
19	Soft As... Again sang at Sunderland	919	5.0
20	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	900	5.0

21	What Was That Having a go at the opposition	794	Rate it
22	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	761	Rate it
23	Stand Up If You Hate Sunderland Arise fellow Magpies	754	5.0
24	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	708	5.0
25	You'll Never Do The Double Sang when we played Sunderland last year	689	Rate it
26	You're Scum And You Know You Are Another we sing to Sundrland	689	5.0
27	Scum, Scum, Scum It's all in the name	676	Rate it
28	The Boro Dirty Smoggies	577	5.0
29	Southgate Song For the Boro, lovely	545	Rate it
30	Time To Go To tune of Vindaloo	537	Rate it

31	Going Down Sung at Boro	509	Rate it
32	Who Are Ya? Old chant sung by most teams	456	Rate it
33	What The F**kin Hell Is That? When we see something strange during a match, like when ...	388	Rate it
34	Adebayor (Lyric only) To tune of Sloop John B	943	1.0
35	Rather Be A Geordie In The Championship (Lyric only) A song to Phil Brown	628	5.0
36	When Ashley Dies (Lyric only) we're having a party...	526	Rate it
37	Peter Reid Monkey Head (Lyric only) These dirty mackems.....	514	Rate it
38	We All Hate Mike Ashley (Lyric only) To the tune of the hoki koki	427	Rate it
39	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) (Lyric only) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	425	5.0
40	Poor Little Hammer (Lyric only) Pooor Littlle Hammer	404	Rate it

41	Gordon Strachan (Lyric only) for the Smoggies new boss	321	Rate it
42	Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf) (Lyric only) Best song ever.. every word of it is true!	311	Rate it
43	Fat Cockney Mackem (Lyric only) aimed at fat Mike Ashley for trying to ruin Newcastle ...	289	Rate it
44	Mike Ashley (Lyric only) to that Cockney	276	Rate it
45	Whats That Coming Over The Hill (Lyric only) Sang to Boro fans	269	Rate it
46	Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only) dirty cheaters	266	Rate it
47	Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only) GET OUT (you know who)	265	Rate it
48	We Went To West Ham (Lyric only) we went to west ham	260	Rate it
49	Cheer Up Roy Keane (Lyric only) to the dog walking* irish man	249	Rate it
50	Usa (Lyric only) Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	221	Rate it

51	Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only) directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ...	217	Rate it
52	Can You Hear The Sunland Sing? (Lyric only) Scum B*stards!	214	Rate it
53	Chopra Are You Listening? (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	205	Rate it
54	Cheer Up Alex Ferguson (Lyric only) We hate that gum chewing idiot	204	Rate it
55	Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only) To reply of "Shearer took you down"	199	Rate it
56	Phil Brown (Lyric only) He is one of the SMBs!!!!	195	Rate it
57	Mackem Scum (Lyric only) to the sad mackem b*stards	190	Rate it
58	'Arry Redknapp (Lyric only) repaet till you get sick of it	182	Rate it
59	El Hadj Diouf (Lyric only) We hate the mackem	180	Rate it
60	Sack The Board (Lyric only) We want the cockney maffia out	178	Rate it

61	5-1 Even Jenas Scored (Lyric only) responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	178	Rate it
62	Ronaldo's Car (Lyric only) After the man united girl had a car accident	175	Rate it
63	Sing When Your Winning (Lyric only) Best supporters in the world	170	Rate it
64	Who The F**k Are Man. United (Lyric only) Our Cockney friends	168	Rate it
65	Long Way Home (Lyric only) To Man Utd's following	166	Rate it
66	Dennis Wise The Dwarf (Lyric only) dennis ratface wise	162	Rate it
67	Time To Go (Lyric only) After the toon a few goals up.	162	Rate it
68	We Hate Cockneys (Lyric only) Mostly sung to durty tottenham	160	Rate it
69	Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only) Sung at places like Liverpool	159	Rate it
70	Anti-Niall Quinn (Lyric only) Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	158	Rate it

71	Ashley's Gonna Die (Lyric only) could be a song for the fat cockney b*stard who ...	154	Rate it
72	Hey Scum We're Having A Party (Lyric only) When We Beat The Makem Scum	153	Rate it
73	Jimmy Hasselbaink (Lyric only) To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...	153	Rate it
74	Taxi! (Lyric only) Go Home!	152	Rate it
75	Cheaters (Lyric only) sung to the team when cheating	150	Rate it
76	Drogba Throw Us A Coin (Lyric only) We'll take your money	146	Rate it
77	Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... (Lyric only) Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane	144	Rate it
78	Stand Up If U Hate Man U (Lyric only) Eeveryone hates the scum	142	Rate it
79	Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only) Makem Scum	141	Rate it
80	Harry Redknapp (Lyric only) Sung to the dirty cockney	141	Rate it

81	Running Round The Tottenham (Lyric only) sang at tottenham obv	141	Rate it
82	The Boro (Lyric only) I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough	140	Rate it
83	Your're The Sh*t From Manchester (Lyric only) They really are s**te	139	Rate it
84	Champions League (Lyric only) For "top four"	139	Rate it
85	We Hate Boro (Lyric only) To the monsters of smog	138	Rate it
86	Peter Beardsley (Old) (Lyric only) To Everton fans	137	Rate it
87	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) When Didier Drogba dives again.	136	Rate it
88	In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only) Same old underachievers	136	Rate it
89	28 Years To Beat Us At Home (Lyric only) A sad record to a sad team	135	Rate it
90	Fergie's Right (Lyric only) Man United Fans Are Rubbish	134	Rate it

91	Head Kicked In (Lyric only) Mental geordies	134	Rate it
92	Always Cheating (Lyric only) Repeat till bored	134	Rate it
93	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? (Lyric only) A little stick to our old gaffer.	132	Rate it
94	Where Were You At Newcastle? (Lyric only) Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	132	Rate it
95	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) Still scared Keano? Man U?	131	Rate it
96	Niall Quin's Disco Pants (Lyric only) nial fart quinn	131	Rate it
97	You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) Especially made for West Ham .	130	Rate it
98	Anfield Library (Lyric only) Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield	129	Rate it
99	Top Of The League (Lyric only) To the dull Chelsea supporters	128	Rate it
100	Build A Bonfire (Lyric only) burn the scum	127	Rate it

101	First Year Atmosphere (Lyric only) For the promoted sides who think their loud	126	Rate it
102	(Another) Hark Now Hear (Lyric only) heard at tottenham	126	Rate it
103	What The F*****g Hell Is That (Lyric only) After Crystal Palace fans waved a very odd flag at ...	126	Rate it
104	They Always Run. (Lyric only) The hatred is lethal	125	5.0
105	When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only) Heard at many away games	124	Rate it
106	Town Full Of Smackheads (Lyric only) Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	123	Rate it
107	Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only) Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ...	122	Rate it
108	Ashley Out (Lyric only) to the tune of "Newcastle"	122	Rate it
109	Eieieio For The Mackems (Lyric only) Also sung for Boro	121	Rate it
110	Cheer Up Gordan Strachan (Lyric only) sad man of Boro	121	Rate it

111	He Turned Ya Down (Lyric only) Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala	120	Rate it
112	Mackem Takem (Lyric only) To the tune of the laughing police man.	119	Rate it
113	You Stole My Stereo! (Lyric only) For Gerrard and the Scousers	119	Rate it
114	Chopra Is A Mackem (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	119	Rate it
115	What'S It Like To Sh*g A Sheep? (Lyric only) Chanted At Cardiff City Fans	119	Rate it
116	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? (Lyric only) For the scousers and the brummies	117	Rate it
117	Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only) Funny old song	117	Rate it
118	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) cheats	117	Rate it
119	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham (Lyric only) We hate the cockney muppets	117	Rate it
120	Keano'S Cat? (Lyric only) keano	116	Rate it

121	If U Hate The F*****G Mackems (Lyric only) Sad mackem b*stards	113	Rate it
122	Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only) haha	113	Rate it
123	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else	110	Rate it
124	Are You Shagging (Lyric only) Sung that when we played watford at home last season	109	Rate it
125	Andy Reid Fatty (Lyric only) Also sung by Sunderland.	109	Rate it
126	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	109	Rate it
127	F**K Off Boro (Lyric only) And also sung to many other teams	109	Rate it
128	Garden Shed (Lyric only) Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	108	Rate it
129	Fit To Referee (Lyric only) to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	107	Rate it
130	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	106	Rate it

131	He Did Cisse! (Lyric only) Bassong doing Cisse and Jones	106	5.0
132	Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek (Lyric only) Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek	106	Rate it
133	Fat Yorkshire B*stard (Lyric only) 'avin' a go at Yorkshire	106	5.0
134	Boro vs Sevilla (Lyric only) Taking the michael out of the Boro!	105	Rate it
135	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum (Lyric only) For Sunderland	105	Rate it
136	Geordie Ambulance (Lyric only) (or St Johns Ambulance)	105	Rate it
137	We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only) Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	105	Rate it
138	Whats It Like To Have No Fans (Lyric only) Sung to small teams with almost no fans	105	Rate it
139	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems (Lyric only) There's a surprise	104	Rate it
140	F*ck Off Home (Lyric only) Manchester w*nk, w*nk, w*nk.	104	Rate it

141	Going Down (Lyric only) Sang at Boro.	104	Rate it
142	One Song (Lyric only) Sung to teams with no songs except one	104	Rate it
143	Eieieio To Boro (Lyric only) Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)	104	Rate it
144	Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only) Another classic	103	Rate it
145	England'S No.4 (Lyric only) Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	103	Rate it
146	S**t On Merseyside (Lyric only) Sang at Everton	102	Rate it
147	Let's All Laugh At Chopra (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	102	Rate it
148	Typical (Lyric only) When teams keep on making mistakes	102	Rate it
149	Toon Toon Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only) Don't like Cockneys!	102	Rate it
150	Town Full Of Chavs (Lyric only) Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	101	Rate it

151	Mark Viduka (Lyric only) Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...	101	Rate it
152	Same Old Drogba (Lyric only) Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)	101	Rate it
153	Should Of Kept' Big Sam (Lyric only) A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...	101	Rate it
154	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team (Lyric only) Sung at mackems	99	Rate it
155	Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only) Newcastle song sang at Liverpool	99	Rate it
156	One For Ashley (Lyric only) For the Cockney Mafia	99	Rate it
157	This Is So F*Cking Easy (Lyric only) When its just to easy	99	Rate it
158	Ashley Out (Lyric only) We want Ashley out.	97	3.0
159	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! (Lyric only) For the scousers	97	Rate it
160	Run Away (Lyric only) When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...	97	4.0

161	this year up next year down (Lyric only) About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	96	Rate it
162	Bye Bye Boro (Lyric only) Down you go!!!	96	Rate it
163	Sunderland In Disguise (Lyric only) Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	94	Rate it
164	All Gone Quiet (Lyric only) Sung when the other fans have nowt to say	94	Rate it
165	I Don'T Like Ashley (Lyric only) to tune of I Don't Like Mondays	94	Rate it
166	When the Toon goes marching in (Lyric only) I want to be in that number	93	5.0
167	S**T Fans (Lyric only) We are the best	92	Rate it
168	He's A Dwarf (Lyric only) The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	92	Rate it
169	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only) Laughing at the likes of Boro	92	Rate it
170	Stand Up If You Hate Ashley (Lyric only) Everyone stands up............	92	Rate it

171	We Hate Em All (Lyric only) Tellin em where 2 gan	90	5.0
172	We've Got More Fans Than You (Lyric only) When theres no home fans	89	Rate it
173	Crap - Andy Reid (Lyric only) classic	88	Rate it
174	Boro - The S*it Of The North East (Lyric only) Sang to Middlesbrough fans	88	Rate it
175	Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only) We all hate Cisse	88	Rate it
176	What The F*****G Was That? (Lyric only) After a Palace player missed a great chance comically	88	Rate it
177	S**T Ground (Lyric only) Sang at Portsmouth	87	Rate it
178	Yorkshire Sheep Sh*ggers (Lyric only) one for scum - sang at Newcastle v Leeds (friendly)	86	Rate it

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