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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Have You Ever Seen A Geordie Lift A Cup?
Bloody Geordies |
957 | ||
| 2 |
Sit Down You Scruffy C*nts
Geordies sit down you tramps |
785 | ||
| 3 |
Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
to the biggest muppet of them all |
623 | ||
| 4 |
You Can Stick Yer Fu*king Bubbles
Sung at cockney w*nkers at West Ham |
501 | ||
| 5 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Sung at Anfield to the tune of their "You'll Never ... |
499 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Build A Bonfire
Burn em. |
468 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Town Full Of Rentboys
Sung to the Chelsea nouveau |
453 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Geordies At Home Watching The Bill
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
441 | ||
| 9 |
Soft Geordie B*stard
Pussies, sang to the Geordies |
421 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
One Mike Ashley
Winding up the Geordies |
386 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Fat Greedy B*stard
Aimed at that fat Scumbag Australian Viduka |
344 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Going Down
Not an uncommon taunt |
314 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung to the library in the corner of the Riverside |
313 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
S*it
Sang in response to Newcastle's 'United' chant |
311 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Get Into Em, F*ck Em Up
One to get the Boro going |
269 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
One Song
You need a bit of variation lads! |
267 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Who The F***ing Hell Are You
Old classic |
245 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Your Support
Is far from the boro's |
244 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Down With The Mackems
Geordies are going down with the Mackems |
224 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
You Fat...
Picking out random fatties in the oppositions crowd |
221 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye
Cheerio, sayng goodbye to someone sent off |
221 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Who Are Ya
Sung when the opposition fans get a bit lippy |
201 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
When I was just a little boy (Lyric only)
Geordie haters |
236 | ||
| 24 |
We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only)
For those clubs who are supported by fans abroad |
202 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
We Hate Barcodes And Mackems (Lyric only)
Middlesbrough, pride of the North East |
182 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Go Back to Your Council House (Lyric only)
Sung to the scum of Newcastle |
171 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Rubbish Refs (Lyric only)
Sang at home v Villa |
165 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only)
Rafa! |
160 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
Always Spit On The Tyne/ Wear Side (Lyric only)
To the tune of always look on the bright side ... |
160 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only)
Say no more. |
155 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
Glory Supporters (Lyric only)
For the truest fans only. |
148 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Joey Barton (Lyric only)
Temper, temper |
142 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Shearer - Manager (Lyric only)
Avin a go at the Geordies (goes along to the ... |
125 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
West Stand Vs North Stand (Lyric only)
Sung between the fans at home games |
115 | ||
| 35 |
Stevie G (Lyric only)
Liverpools scouser |
112 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
Are You Sunderland (Lyric only)
Are you sunderland |
111 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
Small Town In Scotland (Lyric only)
When geordies say were a small town in Yorkshire (although ... |
110 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Diouf Song (Lyric only)
Because he spat at a young Boro fan in his ... |
110 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
Banana Army! (Lyric only)
For Newcastle's terrible away kit! |
109 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Scruffy Scousers (Lyric only)
dirty scouse |
106 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
Cheer Up Alan (Lyric only)
Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship |
106 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
The Pope Vs The Geordies (Lyric only)
Yet another song about the Geordies. |
104 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
We Hate The Geordies (Lyric only)
40 years after this season (sang in bars last year ... |
104 | ||
| 44 |
Salad Dodgers (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of the big fellas up the ... |
99 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only)
Sung at fans leaving the stadium early |
99 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Shearer Wherever You Maybe (Lyric only)
Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job |
99 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Dennis Wise (Lyric only)
He watching every move the Newcastle managers make |
98 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Ronaldo2 (Lyric only)
Another chants at the diving portugese lad. |
97 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Proud To Come From England (Lyric only)
Sung at welsh..teams like Cardiff, Swansea and Hereford |
95 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
Youll Never Take The Boro (Lyric only)
taking the boro |
92 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
Sang at West Ham in the cup, after Joe Kinnear ... |
92 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only)
Rats for tea. |
91 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Woodgate (Lyric only)
Woody loves it |
90 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only)
we hate sunderland |
86 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
Marfan Emnes (Lyric only)
Remake of Pigbag |
86 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Ricky Something (Lyric only)
For Sunderland's gaffer |
85 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Old Man Cisse (Lyric only)
Sunderland's latest blooper |
84 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Cheerio (Lyric only)
Another FA Cup song |
83 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
Geordies At Home, Watching The Bill (Lyric only)
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
82 | Rate it | |
| 60 |
Teesside Ambulance (Lyric only)
sung to the Geordies |
2 | Rate it | |
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Teesside Ambulance (Lyric only)
sung to the Geordies
Your Support
Is far from the boro's
One Song
You need a bit of ...
Go Back to Your Council ...
Sung to the scum of ...
When I was just a ...
Geordie haters
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 89 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 64 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 3 | 54 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 49 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 42 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 6 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 7 | 34 |
Ryan Stewart West Ham |
| 8 | 33 |
Rockin Robin Swindon Town |
| 9 | 32 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 29 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 11 | 26 |
Liam Spicer Yeovil Town |
| 12 | 25 |
Lewis Brooks Mansfield Town |
| 13 | 21 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 14 | 19 |
James Silk AFC Bournemouth |
| 15 | 18 |
James Rudge Middlesbrough |