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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Swansea Slums
Welsh scousers. |
Cardiff City | 1,465 | |
| 2 |
England Is Full
What a toilet. |
Cardiff City | 1,094 | |
| 3 |
Cheer Up David Jones
Sad Cardiff B**tard |
Swansea City | 1,053 | |
| 4 |
S*** on the Albion
Wolves sing this to the Albion. This my take a ... |
Wolves | 923 | |
| 5 |
What A F*cking S*ithole
Nice thing to say about your host's ground. |
Wolves | 886 | |
| 6 |
Empty Seats
They've all gone home, wonder why. |
Cardiff City | 850 | |
| 7 |
At The Lane
Where's yer famous BBC? |
Sheffield Wednesday | 848 | |
| 8 |
My Garden Shed
Is bigger than this (in better condition also!) |
Wolves | 824 | |
| 9 |
Lookin At Leeds
A fun one to sing about Leeds. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 792 | |
| 10 |
We All Hate Leeds
Dirty Northern B@stards |
Wolves | 785 | Rate it |
| 11 |
We Hate Derby
And Derby Of Course |
Nottingham Forest | 766 | |
| 12 |
Ran From The Cardiff
Taunting Leeds that they ran away fro Cardiff. |
Swansea City | 746 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Who The F***ing 'ell Are You
Well, who are ya? Makes a great Birmingham City ringtone ... |
Birmingham City | 704 | Rate it |
| 14 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
A popular one this, unlike Leeds United. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 650 | |
| 15 |
F*cking Useless
Brilliant and to the point. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 648 | Rate it |
| 16 |
This Ground's Too Big For You
Sung when the home support can't fill their ground. |
Wolves | 647 | |
| 17 |
That's Why You're Going Down
Sung to those who are going down, the reason being ... |
Birmingham City | 644 | Rate it |
| 18 |
W*nker
I can only suggest sending it to someone you don't ... |
Wolves | 642 | |
| 19 |
England Is Full Of Sh*t
Sh*t, sh*t and more Sh*t |
Swansea City | 622 | |
| 20 |
We Hate Cardiff
Simple, to the point and passionate. Always sounds good on ... |
Swansea City | 619 | Rate it |
| 21 |
If You All Hate Villa Clap Yer Hands
Hands together then. |
Birmingham City | 611 | |
| 22 |
We Beat The S*** 1-0
Fair and square no bother. |
Wolves | 609 | |
| 23 |
Time To Go
We can see em sneaking out. Nice tune. Rounded off ... |
Birmingham City | 602 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Sit Down And Behave Yourself
Sung when they're lot are getting out of hand. |
Cardiff City | 568 | |
| 25 |
English Cheating
Cheating scumbags, |
Cardiff City | 567 | |
| 26 |
Cheerio
Seeing them off the premises. |
Cardiff City | 554 | |
| 27 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy
Should I be Blackpool or PNE? |
Preston North End | 529 | |
| 28 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung by the Welsh again. |
Cardiff City | 528 | |
| 29 |
Who Are Ya
Sung when they think they're someone but ther not. |
Wolves | 527 | |
| 30 |
Town Full Of Scrubbers
Slappers... |
Sheffield Wednesday | 524 | Rate it |
| 31 |
We All Hate Leeds
Classic Derby chant about our foes from Yorkshire, we don't ... |
Derby County | 513 | |
| 32 |
Your Support...
Sung when the opposition fans don't sing or do owt. |
Wolves | 504 | |
| 33 |
S*** Ground, No Fans
Self explanatory. |
Wolves | 496 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Where's Your Caravan
Sung to long haired gippo's on the opposing team. |
Derby County | 487 | |
| 35 |
Dirty Yorkshire B*stards
Dirty Leeds. |
Nottingham Forest | 486 | |
| 36 |
You're interbred Yorkshire Scum
Equally applicable to the Dingles |
Preston North End | 482 | |
| 37 |
Interbred Burnley Scum
Bless em, love is in the air. |
Blackpool | 473 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Same Old English
Sung to whoever, mp3 is good for sending to a ... |
Swansea City | 470 | |
| 39 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You
Who are ya, who are ya? |
Cardiff City | 469 | |
| 40 |
Here For The Forest
Sung when they've only come to see the Forest. |
Nottingham Forest | 462 | |
| 41 |
Leeds Are Going Down
Good riddance to bad rubbish. |
Derby County | 446 | |
| 42 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Born to sing, we always show em up. |
Swansea City | 445 | |
| 43 |
Your Ground's Too Big For You
Classic p*ss take. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 445 | Rate it |
| 44 |
Play For A Big Club
Sung to David Prutton when we were at Leeds. Small ... |
Nottingham Forest | 440 | |
| 45 |
Premiership Laff
Was sung at those poor Boro b*stards. |
Cardiff City | 434 | |
| 46 |
S*** Ground, No Fans
Sung to poor little football teams we come across. |
Derby County | 433 | |
| 47 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Sung to the likes of Leeds, Forest and any other ... |
Swansea City | 431 | |
| 48 |
You Don't Know What Yer Doing
Simple and effective tune to try and influence the ref ... |
Cardiff City | 417 | |
| 49 |
Pig
Funny... |
Sheffield Utd | 417 | Rate it |
| 50 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
The old classic still rings true today. |
Nottingham Forest | 412 | |
| 51 |
Your Ground's Too Big For You
Derby chant sung when the home side we\'re playing can\'t ... |
Derby County | 408 | |
| 52 |
Your Support
to all quiet teams |
Plymouth Argyle | 389 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Staying Home
Another taking the p*ss out of the English not qualifying. |
Cardiff City | 383 | |
| 54 |
Well Done To The Football League
Sung to Leeds. |
Nottingham Forest | 376 | |
| 55 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Sung regularly |
Reading | 375 | |
| 56 |
Sit Down
Sang when the opposing team get a little bit unnecessarily ... |
Derby County | 353 | |
| 57 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
We've shut em up. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 353 | Rate it |
| 58 |
You Dirty Northern B***ards!
Sang to .....well everybody |
Plymouth Argyle | 339 | |
| 59 |
Scum
Download the mp3 and send to someone you don't like. |
Ipswich Town | 334 | Rate it |
| 60 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Say's it all really, nothing more to add. |
Derby County | 331 | |
| 61 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Sung when they get full of it. |
Nottingham Forest | 321 | |
| 62 |
Who Are Ya
Who are you? Another great ringtone. Usually sung to the ... |
Derby County | 319 | |
| 63 |
Going Bust
Down the plug hole with the rest of the scum. |
Barnsley | 317 | Rate it |
| 64 |
Stand Up If You Hate Wednesday
Arise fellow reds. |
Barnsley | 306 | |
| 65 |
Easy
All too easy for the City. |
Cardiff City | 297 | |
| 66 |
H E A L Y
To tune of H A P P Y. Ability to ... |
Preston North End | 293 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Northern B***ards!
Sung to all the northern b***ards when they cheat |
Charlton Athletic | 292 | Rate it |
| 68 |
You What?
What did you say? |
Nottingham Forest | 287 | |
| 69 |
Your Support
QPR - best support in the league, this ones used ... |
Queens Park Rangers | 286 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Grim Northern S*ithole
Again another that's sung to, well everyone. |
Plymouth Argyle | 276 | Rate it |
| 71 |
You Don't Know What You're Doing
Useless ref's. |
Nottingham Forest | 267 | |
| 72 |
Are You Watching Luton Town
Look and learn from the local big team. |
Watford | 264 | |
| 73 |
F*ck Off Burnley
Simple and effective. |
Blackpool | 263 | Rate it |
| 74 |
S*it Ground No Fan's
Crap ground, crap support. |
Ipswich Town | 262 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Who Are Ya
Who the ffing ell are you. |
Nottingham Forest | 261 | |
| 76 |
Cheating B***ard
Nice funny, good one to send to a recent ex. |
Sheffield Utd | 258 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Get Into Em, F*ck Em Up
Sung to inspire Town to get stuck in. |
Ipswich Town | 258 | Rate it |
| 78 |
Where Were You
Brought no-one. |
Sheffield Utd | 254 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Cockney Reject Taking You Down
Poor old L**ds Scum |
Preston North End | 243 | Rate it |
| 80 |
S*it Ground, No Fans
Nowhere like the Ricoh - other than Highfield of course. |
Coventry City | 242 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Your Ground's Too Big For You
Empty seats everywhere. |
Coventry City | 239 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Sh*t And You Know You Are-bfc
Sung to ALL our rivals... |
Barnsley | 236 | Rate it |
| 83 |
S*it Ref's
Alway's, how's that. |
Ipswich Town | 229 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Sung when the opposition are getting bit lary. |
Queens Park Rangers | 224 | Rate it |
| 85 |
One Nil And You F*cked It Up
We give them a sniff then pull victory from their ... |
Queens Park Rangers | 224 | Rate it |
| 86 |
Going Down
To all teams in the lower half of the table. |
Plymouth Argyle | 224 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Referee's A W**ker
For the men in black |
Reading | 220 | |
| 88 |
Who The F**k Is Alan Pardew
Who? |
Reading | 219 | |
| 89 |
You Dirty Yorkshire B**tards
For the sheep worriers over the border |
Preston North End | 217 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
It’s all gone quiet in the home end. |
Charlton Athletic | 216 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Warnock You're A C*nt
Sung to Neil Warnock no less. |
Ipswich Town | 216 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Who The F**King Hell Are You
Could be anybody! |
Preston North End | 210 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Who Are Ya
One that's used everywhere to intimidate whoever the oppositon are. |
Bristol City | 210 | Rate it |
| 94 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
It’s all gone quiet over there. |
Coventry City | 203 | |
| 95 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
Like being in church. |
Ipswich Town | 201 | Rate it |
| 96 |
You're Not Famous
Sung to Leeds, classic. |
Doncaster Rovers | 200 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Sing When Yer Winning
Sung when the opposition finally spark up a song, unfortunately ... |
Southampton | 198 | |
| 98 |
That's Why You're Going Down
No loss to QPR. |
Queens Park Rangers | 196 | Rate it |
| 99 |
You've Never Won F**k All
We've won more than most. |
Ipswich Town | 196 | Rate it |
| 100 |
You're Going Down, Leeds Are Going Down
Football's Coming Home |
Preston North End | 194 | Rate it |
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 8 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 13 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 14 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
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