Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough.
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song)
Tevez song |
Man United | 47,687 | |
| 2 |
32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable. |
Man United | 20,073 | |
| 3 |
Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ... |
Man United | 16,229 | |
| 4 |
You Scousers
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside... |
Man United | 16,155 | |
| 5 |
F*ck Off Chelsea FC
Call that history, nouveau's. |
Liverpool | 12,546 | |
| 6 |
Stretford Enders
Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal |
Man United | 11,977 | |
| 7 |
We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum |
Arsenal | 11,085 | |
| 8 |
This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ... |
Man United | 10,659 | |
| 9 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool? |
Arsenal | 10,393 | |
| 10 |
City Reject
Not even good enough to play for that shambles |
Man United | 8,765 | |
| 11 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home! |
Man United | 8,728 | |
| 12 |
Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going. |
Man United | 8,083 | |
| 13 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers. |
Chelsea | 7,982 | |
| 14 |
Man United Went To Rome
Our sh*tty neighbours |
Man City | 7,582 | |
| 15 |
Blowing Bubbles
Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals. |
Chelsea | 7,263 | |
| 16 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again? |
Chelsea | 7,112 | |
| 17 |
He'S Cracking Up - Rafa
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez |
Man United | 6,654 | |
| 18 |
Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be
Taking the micky out of Chelsea |
West Ham | 5,612 | |
| 19 |
Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ... |
Man United | 5,417 | |
| 20 |
Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic |
Arsenal | 5,277 | |
| 21 |
Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies |
Chelsea | 5,044 | |
| 22 |
One Ball
No balls! |
Man United | 4,862 | |
| 23 |
Berbatov's Dad
Berba's dad the gypsy, to the tune of Adebayor/ Ronaldo ... |
Tottenham Hotspur | 4,858 | |
| 24 |
Chelsea Rent Boy's
What can you say, West End dandies. |
Liverpool | 4,548 | |
| 25 |
Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet. |
Man United | 4,447 | |
| 26 |
F*ck You Boruc McGeady Shag*ed Your Wife Recording
Not a great recording but worth it for being one ... |
Rangers | 4,386 | |
| 27 |
We Hate Man U
Scumchester United haters. |
Leeds United | 4,313 | |
| 28 |
Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Going down |
Man United | 4,110 | |
| 29 |
What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace. |
Man United | 4,041 | |
| 30 |
Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read... |
Arsenal | 4,017 | |
| 31 |
Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ... |
Arsenal | 3,996 | |
| 32 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest
Just a selection of the most hated, put into words. ... |
Liverpool | 3,826 | |
| 33 |
Parkhead
Sung to the Celtic |
Rangers | 3,824 | |
| 34 |
Who the f**k are Man United
Cockney glory hunters |
Man City | 3,823 | |
| 35 |
Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching. |
Man United | 3,662 | |
| 36 |
Big Fat Frankie Lampard
How Many People Does It Take To Lift Lamaprd? |
West Ham | 3,643 | |
| 37 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park |
Arsenal | 3,564 | |
| 38 |
Alan Shearer
Took the Geordies down |
Man United | 3,559 | |
| 39 |
Cheerio
to the opposition fans leaving the ground |
Man United | 3,510 | |
| 40 |
Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for |
Arsenal | 3,477 | |
| 41 |
If You Hate Man United
Need we say more. (Ed: New audio, worthy of a ... |
Man City | 3,422 | |
| 42 |
Get a Job
Arsenal sing this to most Northerners, lazy b*stards |
Arsenal | 3,392 | |
| 43 |
We Hate Arsenal
We don't like 'em. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 3,319 | |
| 44 |
You Fat B*stard
For fat Frank. |
Liverpool | 3,267 | |
| 45 |
If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go
Come on then...let's be 'aving yer! |
Leeds United | 3,206 | |
| 46 |
Empty Seats
Laughing at part time Boro supporters |
Newcastle United | 3,194 | |
| 47 |
We Hate Tottenham
Say no more. |
Chelsea | 3,142 | |
| 48 |
Poor Little Cockney
Come on then w*nkers. (Ed: Better version added) |
Leeds United | 3,107 | |
| 49 |
Seaside
F*ck em all. |
Aston Villa | 3,078 | |
| 50 |
Fat Cockney
We don't like Cockneys |
Newcastle United | 3,046 | |
| 51 |
You Might Aswell Sign On!!!
song to liverpool at anfield |
Arsenal | 3,030 | |
| 52 |
No Noise From The Pikey Boys
West Ham never sing |
Tottenham Hotspur | 3,022 | |
| 53 |
Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!! |
Chelsea | 3,002 | |
| 54 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition |
Arsenal | 2,975 | |
| 55 |
Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners |
Arsenal | 2,958 | |
| 56 |
What The F***ing Hell Was That
What was that? |
Liverpool | 2,853 | |
| 57 |
Hey Dibble
Funny one for police and stewards |
Man City | 2,833 | |
| 58 |
Going Down Going Down
Always a good one to rub it in |
Man United | 2,790 | |
| 59 |
Worst Support
Terrible at Old Trafford |
Man City | 2,746 | |
| 60 |
Artur Boruc
Letting him know how it is. |
Rangers | 2,729 | |
| 61 |
Steve Gerrard
Better dead than red. |
Everton | 2,726 | |
| 62 |
Who Are Ya?
Eh? Who are ya? |
England | 2,722 | Rate it |
| 63 |
10 German Bombers In The Air.
10 German bombers. RAF shot em down |
England | 2,712 | |
| 64 |
Goal Kick
Assiting the goalie with his goal kick |
Leeds United | 2,704 | |
| 65 |
Sing In The Chapel
Not at the football. |
Rangers | 2,629 | |
| 66 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ... |
Man United | 2,602 | |
| 67 |
Shame About The Chelsea
Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League |
Tottenham Hotspur | 2,546 | |
| 68 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ... |
Arsenal | 2,543 | Rate it |
| 69 |
We Beat The Scum 5-1
Ahh the glory... To be sent to all the Bluenoses ... |
Aston Villa | 2,541 | |
| 70 |
Kenny Miller
He's okay now tho' |
Rangers | 2,513 | |
| 71 |
We Hate Chelsea
Mothers are never right when it comes to football. |
Leeds United | 2,496 | |
| 72 |
You've never won anything
Sung to those not as great as the mighty reds |
Liverpool | 2,460 | |
| 73 |
Redknapp You Are A C*nt
For ex manager Harry Redknapp |
West Ham | 2,455 | |
| 74 |
Who Are Ya
Who the ffing ell are you (Ed: Get this chant ... |
Arsenal | 2,408 | |
| 75 |
Spurs Going Down
If only |
Arsenal | 2,405 | |
| 76 |
Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go |
Arsenal | 2,392 | |
| 77 |
Where's Your European Cups
Another one sung to the rent boys. |
Liverpool | 2,288 | |
| 78 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there |
Arsenal | 2,255 | |
| 79 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You?
You're so quiet... |
Arsenal | 2,238 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Can You Hear Celtic Sing
I can't hear a f**cking thing. |
Rangers | 2,173 | |
| 81 |
Argentina
Argentina > England |
Man United | 2,172 | |
| 82 |
Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ... |
Man United | 2,168 | |
| 83 |
You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for a ringtone |
Man United | 2,152 | |
| 84 |
Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating |
Arsenal | 2,137 | Rate it |
| 85 |
You've Got Six Fingers On Each Hand
Too much industry in the North East, freakish characters up ... |
Man City | 2,136 | |
| 86 |
Top Of The League Always
Man United - Top of the league - That must ... |
Man United | 2,133 | |
| 87 |
Small Town In Moscow
Funny chant to wind up Chelsea. |
Man City | 2,105 | |
| 88 |
We Hate Derby
And Derby Of Course |
Nottingham Forest | 2,103 | |
| 89 |
Never Get A Job!!
Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never ... |
West Ham | 2,050 | |
| 90 |
Can You Hear The Scousers Sing
Where's your famous atmosphere? |
Man City | 2,042 | |
| 91 |
Down With The Shearer
Was sung at Boro 08/ 09 |
Man United | 2,040 | |
| 92 |
Fulwell End
Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ... |
Newcastle United | 2,022 | |
| 93 |
West Brom And Birmingham
Ed: Sorry not the greatest recording but thought it worthy ... |
Aston Villa | 2,020 | Rate it |
| 94 |
It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Can not hear you anymore |
Arsenal | 1,995 | Rate it |
| 95 |
F*ck You Rangers
Celtic forever |
Celtic | 1,946 | |
| 96 |
Get out of our club
Directed Towards Mike Ashley |
Newcastle United | 1,834 | |
| 97 |
Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will |
Arsenal | 1,814 | |
| 98 |
Who The F*ck Are Man United?
Who are they? |
Liverpool | 1,808 | |
| 99 |
We All Hate Blues Scum
Going up, going down... |
Aston Villa | 1,802 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Your Favourite Song
Sung to one song teams like West Ham |
Man City | 1,800 | |
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The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Park Park Wherever You ... Arsenal Pass The Ball JT's Ma
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! He Goes By The ... Dimitar Berbatov - Official Fernando Torres! Liverpool's Number ...
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Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Whose That Tw*t From ... 32 Years Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Mourinho Are You Listening Peter Crouch Feet Out ... 15 points
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The Wheels On Your House ...
(Slagging off Millwall and other ...
Allan The Rapist (Lyric only)
sung at Falkirk
Are You Watching Johnny Barnes? ...
sung when Tranmere are winning.
Tranmere 4-3 Southampton (Lyric only)
sung to southampton, FA cup ...
Sign On! (Lyric only)
Sung to Tranmere mainly. To ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 89 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 64 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 3 | 54 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 49 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 42 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 6 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 7 | 34 |
Ryan Stewart West Ham |
| 8 | 33 |
Rockin Robin Swindon Town |
| 9 | 32 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 29 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 11 | 26 |
Liam Spicer Yeovil Town |
| 12 | 25 |
Lewis Brooks Mansfield Town |
| 13 | 21 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 14 | 19 |
James Silk AFC Bournemouth |
| 15 | 18 |
James Rudge Middlesbrough |