Top 100 'avin a go

Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough.

Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	F*ck Off Chelsea FC Call that history, nouveau's.	Liverpool	12,249	5.0
2	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Mr Liverpool?	Arsenal	8,495	5.0
3	32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.	Man United	6,474	5.0
4	Chelsea Rent Boy's What can you say, West End dandies.	Liverpool	4,728	3.0
5	In Your Liverpool Slums Filthy scousers.	Chelsea	4,594	5.0
6	Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.	Man United	4,432	5.0
7	This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name.	Man United	4,420	4.83333
8	You Scouse B***ards Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...	Man United	4,052	5.0
9	We Hate Tottenham Sung to the scum	Arsenal	3,961	5.0
10	Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.	Man United	3,939	4.6
11	You Fat B*stard For fat Frank.	Liverpool	3,918	1.0
12	We All Hate Leeds Scum This is a tough one. Who do we hate the ...	Man United	3,900	5.0
13	What The F***ing Hell Was That What was that?	Liverpool	3,436	4.5
14	Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...	Man United	3,423	4.5
15	Who The F**K Are Man United Who are they again?	Chelsea	3,411	4.5
16	Where's Your European Cup's Another one sung to the rent boy's.	Liverpool	3,153	4.0
17	Artur Boruc Letting him know how it is.	Rangers	3,019	5.0
18	Speak F*cking English Sang at the Geordies	Chelsea	2,830	5.0
19	Anfield Library Shush, I'm trying to read...	Arsenal	2,808	Rate it
20	Oh The Rangers Are S*ite Great tune and great ringtone.	Celtic	2,663	5.0
21	Dirty Northern Bast**ds Filthy Northerners	Arsenal	2,632	Rate it
22	Are You Tottenham In Disguise An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...	Arsenal	2,546	5.0
23	Who's That Team Another version of this lovely classic	Arsenal	2,475	4.5
24	Shame About The Chelsea Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League	Tottenham Hotspur	2,402	5.0
25	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park	Arsenal	2,348	Rate it
26	What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.	Man United	2,306	5.0
27	Steve Gerrard Better dead than red.	Everton	2,287	5.0
28	Going Down Sung to those who look at the bottom of the ...	Liverpool	2,281	2.66667
29	Parkhead Sung to the Celtic	Rangers	2,272	Rate it
30	Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham Well wot u waiting for	Arsenal	2,265	5.0
31	We Hate Arsenal We don't like 'em.	Tottenham Hotspur	2,187	5.0
32	Spurs Going Down If only	Arsenal	2,155	5.0
33	Cheat Same old Tottenham always cheating	Arsenal	2,038	Rate it
34	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...	Man United	2,016	5.0
35	We Hate Tottenham Say no more.	Chelsea	1,979	5.0
36	Can You Hear Celtic Sing I can't hear a f**cking thing.	Rangers	1,918	5.0
37	Fat Aussie W**ker Was sung at Middlesbrough for the pleasure of their goalie	Tottenham Hotspur	1,805	Rate it
38	Sit Down Shut Up Telling the opposition	Arsenal	1,794	Rate it
39	Sing In The Chapel Not at the football.	Rangers	1,780	5.0
40	Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal We expect you to be standing. Sorry, not the best ...	Tottenham Hotspur	1,770	Rate it
41	No Tims In Europe Sung at Park Head last year.	Rangers	1,626	5.0
42	We Can See You Sneaking Out They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...	Arsenal	1,616	Rate it
43	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	Newcastle United	1,611	Rate it
44	Can you hear the Germans sing? Nein.	England	1,587	Rate it
45	You Are Sit, You Are Sit Telling em straight.	Chelsea	1,579	4.5
46	Your Support Is Sh*t Terrible support wherever we go	Arsenal	1,577	Rate it
47	Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will	Arsenal	1,572	5.0
48	You're Worse Than Sunderland Sang at the Geordies, bless em.	Chelsea	1,551	5.0
49	Kenny Miller What a w***er	Rangers	1,538	1.0
50	We Forgot That You Were Here So quiet we forgot they were there	Arsenal	1,531	5.0
51	Who Are Ya? Who are they again?	Arsenal	1,530	Rate it
52	You're Chelsea's Feeder Club Having a go at West Ham after they sign the ...	Aston Villa	1,522	5.0
53	Seaside F*ck em all.	Aston Villa	1,518	Rate it
54	Who the f**k are Man United Cockney glory hunters	Man City	1,492	5.0
55	Swansea Slums Welsh scousers.	Cardiff City	1,465	5.0
56	Who Are Ya? Eh? Who are ya?	England	1,411	Rate it
57	Your Support Well if it ain't C.F.C.	Chelsea	1,367	Rate it
58	Argentina Having a go at the English.	Celtic	1,343	5.0
59	Your Support It says it all really.	Tottenham Hotspur	1,318	Rate it
60	Shall We Sing A Song For you Taunting the opposition into submission	Rangers	1,302	Rate it
61	Shall We Sing A Song For You Sung when they don't sing nuthin	Tottenham Hotspur	1,267	Rate it
62	Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League Well have you?	Chelsea	1,264	Rate it
63	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	Newcastle United	1,263	5.0
64	If You Hate Man United Need we say more.	Man City	1,252	Rate it
65	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsung and out played.	Chelsea	1,234	Rate it
66	If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go Come on then...let's be 'aving yer!	Leeds	1,210	Rate it
67	Famines Over Lot's of talk about this one	Rangers	1,198	4.5
68	We Hate Man U Scumchester United haters.	Leeds	1,197	Rate it
69	Who Are Ya? Great ringtone.	Chelsea	1,196	Rate it
70	Who Are Ya? Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone.	West Ham	1,171	5.0
71	We Hate Chelsea Mothers are never right when it comes to football.	Leeds	1,155	Rate it
72	Champions League You Are Having A Laugh Pure fluke they got so far	Rangers	1,152	5.0
73	We Hate Tottenham Fast A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...	Chelsea	1,142	5.0
74	St Ground St Fans They must have come in a taxi.	Aston Villa	1,141	Rate it
75	We Can See You Sneaking Out Always been a good day when this is sung.	Rangers	1,105	5.0
76	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	Newcastle United	1,100	Rate it
77	England Is Full What a toilet.	Cardiff City	1,094	5.0
78	You Fat B*stard-cfc Too many pies	Celtic	1,079	5.0
79	If You Hate Newcastle Lets put our hands together for the geordies.	Sunderland	1,077	5.0
80	Taking The P*ss Loved singing this one, means we were right into em	Sunderland	1,070	5.0
81	You Fat Bas***d Too many pies	Rangers	1,065	5.0
82	Sh**e Home Support Another one to taunt.	Rangers	1,062	Rate it
83	We Forgot That You Were 'ere We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.	Chelsea	1,056	Rate it
84	Cheer Up David Jones Sad Cardiff B**tard	Swansea City	1,053	5.0
85	Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea On yer feet	Tottenham Hotspur	1,028	Rate it
86	Just Like A Library Sssshhhhhhhhhh.....	Hull City	1,000	4.0
87	You're Not Singing Anymore Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...	Chelsea	988	Rate it
88	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsinging them again.	West Ham	976	5.0
89	Cockney Batard Come on then wnkers.	Leeds	973	Rate it
90	Your Support Says it all really.	West Ham	950	5.0
91	Cheerio Bye, bye, bye, bye	Aston Villa	943	Rate it
92	Referee's A W*nker Nice bit of intimidation.	Aston Villa	937	Rate it
93	S*** on the Albion Wolves sing this to the Albion. This my take a ...	Wolves	923	5.0
94	Who The F**king 'ell Are You? Come on then.	England	887	Rate it
95	What A Fcking Sithole Nice thing to say about your host's ground.	Wolves	886	5.0
96	Cheer Up Kevin Keegan Sad little perm.	Stoke City	877	Rate it
97	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	Newcastle United	862	Rate it
98	Who Are Ya Old favourite	Rangers	853	5.0
99	Empty Seats They've all gone home, wonder why.	Cardiff City	850	5.0
100	At The Lane Where's yer famous BBC?	Sheffield Wednesday	848	4.5

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