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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Marching With Abu Dhabi
Northern humour |
3,007 | ||
| 2 |
We'll Buy Your Club
We're so rich |
2,645 | ||
| 3 |
Fat Spanish Waiter
Man City sang to Rafa at Anfield |
2,293 | ||
| 4 |
We Never Win
Drown our sorrows |
2,127 | ||
| 5 |
Fill Up Your Car
Funny despite him not seeing sense and coming to City |
1,828 | ||
| 6 |
Are We Too Rich For You
Yes, I guess we are... (Ed: Excuse me while I ... |
1,635 | ||
| 7 |
We Are F*cking Loaded
Wrong but true |
1,463 | ||
| 8 |
Your Suit's From Matalan
Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire. |
1,429 | ||
| 9 |
Shall We Build A Ground For You
Sang to the Scousers, we can afford it why not ... |
1,153 | ||
| 10 |
We're So Rich It's Unbelievable
Rolling in it |
1,149 | ||
| 11 |
One Frank Sinatra
For ex chairman Thaksin Shinawatra |
730 | ||
| 12 |
Come On City
Someone getting right into it |
512 | ||
| 13 |
Debt To The Reds! (Lyric only)
Funny!!! |
701 | ||
| 14 |
Adebayor (Lyric only)
its not yours rooney |
609 | ||
| 15 |
Rooney Wants to Sh*g Your Gran (Lyric only)
rooney |
565 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Park Park (Lyric only)
song for an ugly Munich |
535 | ||
| 17 |
George Best Superstar (Lyric only)
Funny anti-Man U. song. |
437 | ||
| 18 |
Rooney - Big and Round (Lyric only)
rooney 2 |
413 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Dirty Scouser (Lyric only)
Sung to Scousers bizarrely |
379 | ||
| 20 |
MCFC Ranger (Lyric only)
Just the usual City |
284 | ||
| 21 |
500 Million (Lyric only)
To The Proclaimers "I'm gonna be" |
231 | ||
| 22 |
Robinho On The Bus (Lyric only)
After revelations by Robinho that the bus was his favoured ... |
207 | ||
| 23 |
Rio (Lyric only)
After Rio Ferdinand was banned for missing drugs test - ... |
200 | ||
| 24 |
One Sally Gunnell (Lyric only)
Taking the p*ss out of Man U's Diego Forlan |
187 | ||
| 25 |
Sven, Sven Wherever You may Be (Lyric only)
One for our former amourous manager |
169 | ||
| 26 |
Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only)
Sung at Boro 07/08 season when 7-0 down |
149 | ||
| 27 |
Holiday In Istanbul (Lyric only)
Change the istanbul song haha |
135 | ||
| 28 |
Gone Christmas Shopping (Lyric only)
Sung to Reading after going 1-0 up |
122 | ||
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Rooney - Big and Round ...
rooney 2
Rooney Wants to Sh*g Your ...
rooney
Debt To The Reds! (Lyric ...
Funny!!!
Park Park (Lyric only)
song for an ugly Munich
Adebayor (Lyric only)
its not yours rooney
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|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
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| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 13 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 14 | 4 |
Matthew Seadon Aston Villa |
| 15 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |