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Pie Rating
1 Marching With Abu Dhabi
Northern humour
3,007
4.90909
2 We'll Buy Your Club
We're so rich
2,645
5.0
3 Fat Spanish Waiter
Man City sang to Rafa at Anfield
2,293
4.5
4 We Never Win
Drown our sorrows
2,127
5.0
5 Fill Up Your Car
Funny despite him not seeing sense and coming to City
1,828
5.0
6 Are We Too Rich For You
Yes, I guess we are... (Ed: Excuse me while I ...
1,635
5.0
7 We Are F*cking Loaded
Wrong but true
1,463
4.75
8 Your Suit's From Matalan
Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.
1,429
3.66667
9 Shall We Build A Ground For You
Sang to the Scousers, we can afford it why not ...
1,153
5.0
10 We're So Rich It's Unbelievable
Rolling in it
1,149
4.5
11 One Frank Sinatra
For ex chairman Thaksin Shinawatra
730
5.0
12 Come On City
Someone getting right into it
512
5.0
13 Debt To The Reds! (Lyric only)
Funny!!!
701
4.0
14 Adebayor (Lyric only)
its not yours rooney
609
5.0
15 Rooney Wants to Sh*g Your Gran (Lyric only)
rooney
565 Rate it
16 Park Park (Lyric only)
song for an ugly Munich
535
5.0
17 George Best Superstar (Lyric only)
Funny anti-Man U. song.
437
5.0
18 Rooney - Big and Round (Lyric only)
rooney 2
413 Rate it
19 Dirty Scouser (Lyric only)
Sung to Scousers bizarrely
379
5.0
20 MCFC Ranger (Lyric only)
Just the usual City
284
5.0
21 500 Million (Lyric only)
To The Proclaimers "I'm gonna be"
231
4.5
22 Robinho On The Bus (Lyric only)
After revelations by Robinho that the bus was his favoured ...
207
5.0
23 Rio (Lyric only)
After Rio Ferdinand was banned for missing drugs test - ...
200
4.0
24 One Sally Gunnell (Lyric only)
Taking the p*ss out of Man U's Diego Forlan
187
5.0
25 Sven, Sven Wherever You may Be (Lyric only)
One for our former amourous manager
169
5.0
26 Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only)
Sung at Boro 07/08 season when 7-0 down
149
5.0
27 Holiday In Istanbul (Lyric only)
Change the istanbul song haha
135
5.0
28 Gone Christmas Shopping (Lyric only)
Sung to Reading after going 1-0 up
122
5.0

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Rooney - Big and Round ...
rooney 2

Rooney Wants to Sh*g Your ...
rooney

Debt To The Reds! (Lyric ...
Funny!!!

Park Park (Lyric only)
song for an ugly Munich

Adebayor (Lyric only)
its not yours rooney

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