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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Silent Night
Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton |
1,170 | ||
| 2 |
Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey
brilliant made by back of tilton |
1,038 | ||
| 3 |
You'll get Foot & Mouth
This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ... |
886 | ||
| 4 |
When The Beans Come Out The Tin
everybody loves beans |
832 | ||
| 5 |
Cheer Up Billy Davies
Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby |
725 | ||
| 6 |
O'Connor
The song says it all really. |
646 | ||
| 7 |
Don't Cry For Me Aston Villa (Lyric only)
Classic Birmingham City humor. |
459 | ||
| 8 |
I Can't Read, I Can't Write (Lyric only)
Funny Birmingham City humor. |
425 | ||
| 9 |
The Villa Family (Lyric only)
Der, der, de, dum, tut, tut. |
328 | ||
| 10 |
Kanu (Lyric only)
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews ... |
299 | ||
| 11 |
I Would Rather Be A Sausage Than An Egg (Lyric only)
And who wouldn't? |
284 | ||
| 12 |
Let's All Do The Wenger (Lyric only)
Sung whilst jumping around swinging arms around frantically like Wenger. ... |
264 | ||
| 13 |
In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
We're not the only ones who sing it I know, ... |
211 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Fergie Time (Lyric only)
sung against Man United when the ref gave 6 minutes ... |
198 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Sung to you know who. |
181 | ||
| 16 |
Let's All Go To Tescos (Lyric only)
Sung to our badly dressed foes, to the tune of ... |
179 | ||
| 17 |
The River Cole (Lyric only)
About the River Thames. (to the tune of saints go ... |
178 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Alex Is A Zulu (Lyric only)
Sung to Alex Mcleish when he gets angry (All the ... |
176 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
HammerVilla (Amarillo) (Lyric only)
A New Version Of Tony Christies Amarillo for those less ... |
166 | ||
| 20 |
Blame It On The Marcus (Lyric only)
Quality song about major flop Marcus Bent |
148 | ||
| 21 |
How Wide (Lyric only)
Song when opposition miss |
133 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Carlos Costly Immigrant (Lyric only)
Carlos Costly is an Immigrant |
118 | ||
| 23 |
You're Not Chelsea Anymore. (Lyric only)
Brilliant, sung last season to Chelski. |
110 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Steward Is A Blues Nose (Lyric only)
Sang when Brum see the steward cheering |
101 | ||
| 25 |
Stick Your Camera (Lyric only)
Sung to the police if they go round filming everyone! ... |
101 | ||
| 26 |
Is That Dead Sheep On Your Head (Lyric only)
Curly capered funny sung to Ivan Campo of Bolton last ... |
96 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Oh Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
Oh Carlos Costly |
90 | ||
| 28 |
Who!? (Lyric only)
Song during opposition substitution |
83 | Rate it | |
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Let's All Do The Wenger ...
Sung whilst jumping around swinging ...
Fergie Time (Lyric only)
sung against Man United when ...
Stick Your Camera (Lyric only)
Sung to the police if ...
Carlos Costly Immigrant (Lyric only)
Carlos Costly is an Immigrant
Oh Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
Oh Carlos Costly
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolverhampton Wanderers |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 13 | 5 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 14 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 15 | 4 |
Michael Hedaux Peterborough United |
