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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Silent Night
Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton |
2,326 | ||
| 2 |
Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey
brilliant made by back of tilton |
2,205 | ||
| 3 |
You'll get Foot & Mouth
This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ... |
1,563 | ||
| 4 |
When The Beans Come Out The Tin
everybody loves beans |
1,427 | ||
| 5 |
O'Connor
The song says it all really. |
1,245 | ||
| 6 |
Cheer Up Billy Davies
Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby |
1,068 | ||
| 7 |
Don't Cry For Me Aston Villa (Lyric only)
Classic Birmingham City humor. |
763 | ||
| 8 |
I Can't Read, I Can't Write (Lyric only)
Funny Birmingham City humor. |
473 | ||
| 9 |
Kanu (Lyric only)
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews ... |
446 | ||
| 10 |
Let's All Go To Tescos (Lyric only)
Sung to our badly dressed foes, to the tune of ... |
391 | ||
| 11 |
I Would Rather Be A Sausage Than An Egg (Lyric only)
And who wouldn't? |
389 | ||
| 12 |
Alex Is A Zulu (Lyric only)
Sung to Alex Mcleish when he gets angry (All the ... |
345 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Blame It On The Marcus (Lyric only)
Quality song about major flop Marcus Bent |
295 | ||
| 14 |
In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
We're not the only ones who sing it I know, ... |
280 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
HammerVilla (Amarillo) (Lyric only)
A New Version Of Tony Christies Amarillo for those less ... |
269 | ||
| 16 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Sung to you know who. |
268 | ||
| 17 |
Fergie Time (Lyric only)
sung against Man United when the ref gave 6 minutes ... |
247 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Carlos Costly Immigrant (Lyric only)
Carlos Costly is an Immigrant |
171 | ||
| 19 |
The River Cole (Lyric only)
About the River Thames. (to the tune of saints go ... |
151 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Oh Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
Oh Carlos Costly |
140 | ||
| 21 |
Quincy (Lyric only)
Song at Wycombe when he made his debut for the ... |
123 | ||
| 22 |
Stick Your Camera (Lyric only)
Sung to the police if they go round filming everyone! ... |
117 | ||
| 23 |
Who!? (Lyric only)
Song during opposition substitution |
114 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Steward Is A Blues Nose (Lyric only)
Sang when Brum see the steward cheering |
113 | ||
| 25 |
How Wide (Lyric only)
Song when opposition miss |
112 | Rate it | |
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Fergie Time (Lyric only)
sung against Man United when ...
Stick Your Camera (Lyric only)
Sung to the police if ...
Carlos Costly Immigrant (Lyric only)
Carlos Costly is an Immigrant
Oh Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
Oh Carlos Costly
Alex Is A Zulu (Lyric ...
Sung to Alex Mcleish when ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 13 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 14 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |