Listen to the ultimate collection of ENGLAND football chants & songs
“The noise of the crowd, the singing and the chanting, is the oxygen we players breathe.” - Danny Blanchflower
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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Swede (Lyric only)
I'd rather be a turnip |
322 | Rate it |
| 2 |
You're Sh*t (But Your Birds Are Fit) (Lyric only)
sung to Ukraine in Dnipro |
310 | Rate it |
| 3 |
5-1 To The England (Lyric only)
Germany Who?? |
216 | Rate it |
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5-1 To The England (Lyric ...
Germany Who??
You're Sh*t (But Your Birds ...
sung to Ukraine in Dnipro
Swede (Lyric only)
I'd rather be a turnip
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 13 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 14 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
