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Swede
I'd rather be a turnip |
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Swede
I'd rather be a turnip
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Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 25 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 7 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 4 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 8 | 4 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 9 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 10 | 4 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 11 | 3 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 12 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 13 | 3 |
Ross Malyon Crystal Palace |
| 14 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 15 | 2 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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