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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
We're On The P*ss
We're having a larfff! |
3,299 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
You're Sh*t (But Your Birds Are Fit) (Lyric only)
Sung to Ukraine in Dnipro |
1,809 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
5-1 To The England (Lyric only)
Germany Who?? |
1,729 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Swede (Lyric only)
I'd rather be a turnip |
655 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
We Want Our Beckham Back (Lyric only)
Bring back Sir David our saviour. |
415 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Remember When We Had Sven (Lyric only)
The good ole days. |
349 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Time To Leave After Tel Aviv (Lyric only)
Time to go please, cu later. |
316 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Could It Be Worse? (Lyric only)
Come one think about it, I dont think it ever ... |
311 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
Get Back To Formula One (Lyric only)
He\'d still be crap. |
301 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Ginger Minger (Lyric only)
Blow him up please... |
286 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Better Player Than A Manager (Lyric only)
He was rubbish. |
284 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
You Couldn’t Score With Ulrike (Lyric only)
Not even with her beer goggles on. |
279 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
McClaren Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Cloth ears doesn\'t listen. |
259 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Not Ginger Surley (Lyric only)
Our managers a ginger! Time to go. |
228 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
You Don’t Know What Yer Doing (Lyric only)
Seems rather obvious. |
227 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Oh Joy (Lyric only)
Not really. |
215 | Rate it | |
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We're On The P*ss
We're having a larfff!
5-1 To The England (Lyric ...
Germany Who??
You're Sh*t (But Your Birds ...
Sung to Ukraine in Dnipro
You Couldn’t Score With Ulrike ...
Not even with her beer ...
McClaren Are You Listening (Lyric ...
Cloth ears doesn\'t listen.
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolverhampton Wanderers |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 13 | 5 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 14 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 15 | 4 |
Michael Hedaux Peterborough United |