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Pie Rating
1 Get Yer Tits Out
Like the log wolf whistle at the end.
2,790
4.25
2 Boro Stayed At Home
Where are they?
2,237
5.0
3 Pogo If You Love The Toon
Up and down
1,595
4.33333
4 New Chant Geordie Boys
We like to do it like
1,038 Rate it
5 Magpie Ranger (Lyric only)
I want to be a magpie ranger...
831 Rate it
6 Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only)
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...
625
3.0
7 Coloccini's The Boy (Lyric only)
To our mighty Argentine centre back
545 Rate it
8 My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan (Lyric only)
Sad mackem b*stards
432 Rate it
9 To Hull City Supporters (Lyric only)
Sang to the humbrian muppets
389 Rate it
10 Coca-Cola Tour (Lyric only)
We deserve to go down
387 Rate it
11 For The Police (Lyric only)
What a waste of council tax.
377 Rate it
12 Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only)
To tune of Sloop John B
351 Rate it
13 Woah Shola Ameobi (Lyric only)
tune of the hoockey coockey
345 Rate it
14 That's Not My Name (Lyric only)
Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ...
345 Rate it
15 If Shola Scores... (Lyric only)
Sang at Everton
317 Rate it
16 New Chant Your Ground's From B & Q (Lyric only)
For Sh*t Grounds Around the Country
295 Rate it
17 Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off (Lyric only)
Heard this one at Carlisle
278 Rate it
18 Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear
278 Rate it
19 50 Yrs (Lyric only)
No trophy in 50 years
276 Rate it
20 Family! (Lyric only)
Quality song.
222 Rate it
21 No Silverware (Lyric only)
To tune of the Red Flag
214 Rate it
22 We Love Sunderland? (Lyric only)
???
213 Rate it
23 What Do You Think Of Newcastle? (Lyric only)
Mint song
213 Rate it
24 Everybody Say Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To tune of boom boom
194 Rate it
25 Fire Drill (Lyric only)
Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ...
189 Rate it
26 Peter Reid (Lyric only)
Monkey Heed
176 Rate it
27 My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust
176
1.0
28 Cheque Book (Lyric only)
A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn
171 Rate it
29 Championship Tour (Lyric only)
Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09
146 Rate it
30 1-0 down 4-1 up (Lyric only)
Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...
143 Rate it
31 We Drink... (Lyric only)
Newcastle Brown
142 Rate it
32 Who's 46? (Lyric only)
Sang at Doncaster game
135 Rate it
33 Down Like Joey (Lyric only)
To The Mackems
129 Rate it
34 Jet Plane (Lyric only)
Sung at sponserless West Ham
128 Rate it
35 Shoe's Off For St James' Park (Lyric only)
Simple , WE LOVE ST JAMES' PARK!!!
125 Rate it
36 The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round (Lyric only)
Sing to Gippos
124 Rate it
37 Lets All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
A song to sing when you are really happy and ...
121 Rate it
38 Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te (Lyric only)
stupid unloyal mancs
120 Rate it
39 Hodgson For Finland (Lyric only)
Sang to the funny cottagers
118 Rate it
40 Mackems (Lyric only)
Hate 'em!
115 Rate it
41 Helicopter (Lyric only)
He's back!
114 Rate it
42 EIEIEIO (Lyric only)
Another version heard in cockney land
114 Rate it
43 We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only)
To all the glory supporters of Manchester.
111 Rate it
44 Drinks Up (Lyric only)
if you love the Toon
109 Rate it
45 The Beans (Lyric only)
Sang on really cold days
107 Rate it
46 We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only)
Sang for the Watford
106 Rate it
47 We're S**te! (Lyric only)
We still support
105 Rate it
48 Gooch Where Ever You Maybe (Lyric only)
A song for our new brick at the back
104 Rate it
49 Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle
104 Rate it
50 Shoes Off (Lyric only)
No shoes
101 Rate it
51 Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
A little saviour
101 Rate it
52 Sit Down (Lyric only)
on the floor
100 Rate it
53 You're Not Yodelling (Lyric only)
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...
97 Rate it
54 1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 (Lyric only)
One for the sad mackems
93 Rate it
55 When The Russian Gets Poisoned (Lyric only)
Pollonium makes you worry?
91 Rate it
56 Were S*ite (Lyric only)
Sick of being s*ite!!
91 Rate it

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