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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Get Yer Tits Out
Like the log wolf whistle at the end. |
2,790 | ||
| 2 |
Boro Stayed At Home
Where are they? |
2,237 | ||
| 3 |
Pogo If You Love The Toon
Up and down |
1,595 | ||
| 4 |
Geordie Boys
We like to do it like |
1,038 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Magpie Ranger (Lyric only)
I want to be a magpie ranger... |
831 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only)
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ... |
625 | ||
| 7 |
Coloccini's The Boy (Lyric only)
To our mighty Argentine centre back |
545 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan (Lyric only)
Sad mackem b*stards |
432 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
To Hull City Supporters (Lyric only)
Sang to the humbrian muppets |
389 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Coca-Cola Tour (Lyric only)
We deserve to go down |
387 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
For The Police (Lyric only)
What a waste of council tax. |
377 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only)
To tune of Sloop John B |
351 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Woah Shola Ameobi (Lyric only)
tune of the hoockey coockey |
345 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
That's Not My Name (Lyric only)
Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ... |
345 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
If Shola Scores... (Lyric only)
Sang at Everton |
317 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Your Ground's From B & Q (Lyric only)
For Sh*t Grounds Around the Country |
295 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off (Lyric only)
Heard this one at Carlisle |
278 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear |
278 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
50 Yrs (Lyric only)
No trophy in 50 years |
276 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Family! (Lyric only)
Quality song. |
222 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
No Silverware (Lyric only)
To tune of the Red Flag |
214 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
We Love Sunderland? (Lyric only)
??? |
213 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
What Do You Think Of Newcastle? (Lyric only)
Mint song |
213 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Everybody Say Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To tune of boom boom |
194 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Fire Drill (Lyric only)
Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ... |
189 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Peter Reid (Lyric only)
Monkey Heed |
176 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust |
176 | ||
| 28 |
Cheque Book (Lyric only)
A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn |
171 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
Championship Tour (Lyric only)
Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09 |
146 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
1-0 down 4-1 up (Lyric only)
Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ... |
143 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
We Drink... (Lyric only)
Newcastle Brown |
142 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Who's 46? (Lyric only)
Sang at Doncaster game |
135 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Down Like Joey (Lyric only)
To The Mackems |
129 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
Jet Plane (Lyric only)
Sung at sponserless West Ham |
128 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
Shoe's Off For St James' Park (Lyric only)
Simple , WE LOVE ST JAMES' PARK!!! |
125 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round (Lyric only)
Sing to Gippos |
124 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
Lets All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
A song to sing when you are really happy and ... |
121 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te (Lyric only)
stupid unloyal mancs |
120 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
Hodgson For Finland (Lyric only)
Sang to the funny cottagers |
118 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Mackems (Lyric only)
Hate 'em! |
115 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
Helicopter (Lyric only)
He's back! |
114 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
EIEIEIO (Lyric only)
Another version heard in cockney land |
114 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only)
To all the glory supporters of Manchester. |
111 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
Drinks Up (Lyric only)
if you love the Toon |
109 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
The Beans (Lyric only)
Sang on really cold days |
107 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only)
Sang for the Watford |
106 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
We're S**te! (Lyric only)
We still support |
105 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Gooch Where Ever You Maybe (Lyric only)
A song for our new brick at the back |
104 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle |
104 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
Shoes Off (Lyric only)
No shoes |
101 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
A little saviour |
101 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Sit Down (Lyric only)
on the floor |
100 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
You're Not Yodelling (Lyric only)
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ... |
97 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 (Lyric only)
One for the sad mackems |
93 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
When The Russian Gets Poisoned (Lyric only)
Pollonium makes you worry? |
91 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Were S*ite (Lyric only)
Sick of being s*ite!! |
91 | Rate it | |
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To our mighty Argentine centre ...
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Heard in city centre, sounded ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 9 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 10 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 13 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 14 | 4 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |